This webpage is dedicated to the all Mighty Zakkk!
Who is Zakkk?
Zakkk is a very sexy, smart, technologically awesome God.
It is your duty to join the reign of Zakkk, for he is so cool.
What is so cool about Zakkk?
Well my non-informed friend; he is quite the Renaissance God. He can
Beat Alien Hominid with only one death
Has co-written the Sailor's Dictionary (or Holy Bible indeed)
Can throw amazing gatorade bottles into a recycling bin
Know his in and outs of Ebaum's World
Can recall every ACDC song, as well as everything else about them
Use the restroom in less than 1 minute, leaving his fellow peers to be in awe from his quick speed
AND SO MUCH MORE!
