EVERYTHING

Installing Husband

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which ope...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:29:00 GMT

Cooper Saw a Bear

Cooper was at his babysitters house and they were all getting ready to go to the park.  Well, Cooper being the superhero he is, raced to the van and got there first before the babysitter and the ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:10:00 GMT

"The other day, I saw a bear"

ANCHORAGE DAILY NEWS front page Saturday, July 26, 2008by Craig Medred Almost a week after the fright of his life, University of Alaska Anchorage Cross-Country runner Auston Ellis can't remember ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 10:59:00 GMT

What Every Women Should Know

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... something p...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 16:37:00 GMT

Enough Said

                              She will chase you around for awhile;...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:05:00 GMT

To My Male Friends (and their wives and girlfriends)

Home Depot Scam ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Over the last 2 months a male friend of mine became a victim of a clever scam whil...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:29:00 GMT

Sad News

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 00:29:00 GMT

Three Roses

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:20:00 GMT

Men and Women

THE SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:21:00 GMT

Great Lines

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon....
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:18:00 GMT