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John The Assyrian

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About Me

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My Interests

Chillin with friends, going out, leaving my house, not staying home, lol. Umm, Music, Video games, Movies, Food, Some sports when im not lazy.

Movies:

Comedy, Horror, Comedy-Horror

Books:

i love these guys

My Blog

My funny convos lmao

CrazyCamel369 (8:11:21 PM): i can talk to you nakedXxAsSyRiAnAnGlxX (8:11:23 PM): LMFAOOCrazyCamel369 (8:11:25 PM): its no biggy lolCrazyCamel369 (8:11:28 PM): cept my penis!CrazyCamel369 (8:11:30 PM)...
Posted by John The Assyrian on Sun, 28 May 2006 06:30:00 PST

Booty ryhme

If her booty is packin, you need to start relaxin, im all bout that bootay, and when it comes around my way, i shout out Hurray. Haha im awesome lol.
Posted by John The Assyrian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah i dont know if this thing works lol

How to make a John Ingredients: 5 parts success 3 parts humour 5 parts ego Method:Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy! Username: Personality cock...
Posted by John The Assyrian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST