Ants! |
When I first saw the ants crawling in and out of the cracks in my baseboard, I went kind of nuts. I bought about five different kinds of ant trap, and emptied a bottle and a half of of some kind of in...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:25:00 GMT |
Khondomz. |
In France, it's not uncommon to see "condoms" spelled "khondomz". Also, there's a city called "Condom". Did you know that condoms made out of lamb intestines were still available? I didn't. Apparently...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 19:41:00 GMT |
Ipswich murder suspect! |
He has myspace: http://www.myspace.com/85784962Check him out.
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:46:00 GMT |
OMG hhahhahahaahhahs OMG GMMOMG |
Say you're at a party at your friend's apartment, and everyone but you has already gone home. The people who live there decide to go to sleep. They tell you you're welcome to sleep here, and provide y...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 14:52:00 GMT |
Neeeerd. |
When I was little I used to be way into computer programming... just in the past few days I've started playing around with that stuff again. I think I'm going to try making some silly little computer ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 13:06:00 GMT |
...and while ago at school I had to write a story about war. This is it. |
It's been dark for nearly a week now. The days have been shaded by a constant cloud cover, with the sporadic rainfall keeping us damp and cold. We're dead quiet, even a little chatter in English could...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:36:00 GMT |
This turned out kinda lame, but I felt like writing something. |
"*I*...."Watch his hands."*I*.... came here to serve you."Keep your eyes on his hands. Don't let anything slip past..."*I*..... came to transform hate into love and war into peace."Don't let him get a...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:34:00 GMT |
Doctors. |
He kissed her like she was under anaesthetic. Leaned in like he was preparing an incision. His eyes darting anywhere but to hers while his lips prepared to add the final sutures, and finish the proced...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 04:47:00 GMT |
To the guy who stole my bike: |
Fuck you. I've been feeling kind of shitty lately, and going biking was one of the few therapeutic things I could do. I hope the crack rock or whatever you got for it was worth it, asshole. I hate...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 17:17:00 GMT |
Taking a pee with Dolly Parton. |
Paisley pattern water stains from the overflowing toilet in the bathroom above orbit the glowing end of my cigarette like Pluto. A zillion miles away. Their tiny little gravitational pull stretches th...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 23:52:00 GMT |
