We are Monty and Hamil, two kwazy kats.
We have many nicknames. Monty likes to me known as "The Poncinator," and Hamil wants to be referred to as "Whiteface Killah, Kittycat Thrilla." But our real names are Monty-Flowerbelle and Hamil (pronounced Ha-Meel, but short for Hamilton with an Islamic flair).
Hamil is fat and Monty is skinny, BUT WE ARE BROTHERS! Our other brother is
Bob Loblaw
He is in love with Rudy, an older man. We hate grown-ups.
Our roomates are Caitlin and Kevin , but we love to knock over their drinks! Haha! We are so funny!
We have an Uncle Sid, but he bosses us around all the time, SO WE BITE HIM! HAHA! WE HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY!
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My Interests
I'd like to meet:
We like Paris Hilton because she likes kitties and also because we like sluts. BUT WE HATE HER DOG! WE WILL EAT TINKERBELL! AHH!
