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Jörmungandr H.S.U

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About Me

My name is Jason, I'm egotistical, lonely, depressed, hateful, mean, evil, sad, misanthropic (at certain times), nonsocial, insensitive, sadistic, and sick fuck. I can either be a complete asshole, or one of the nicest people you could ever meet. I prefer to be alone and hate crowds. I don’t drink, smoke or do drugs, which means I live a boring life. While I may hate religions, I have no problems with people who are religious, just as long as they don’t try to shove it down my throat. I love reading the works of Nietzsche and the Marquis de Sade. I love the Philosophy of Nietzsche so much, that I consider myself a Nietzschist Nihilist. I can also get along with just about anyone, and I only hate people when they do something to me that I cannot forgive them for. I also don’t believe in forgiving people, apologies, and thanking people, I've only thanked one person and meant it (there's a story behind this, but you wont ever learn it). I play the guitar, but I haven’t had time to play it lately due to all the classes that I've been taking. I haven’t had a girlfriend, which some people have made a bet on when I will have one, so far no one has lost (what does that tell you). If it turns out that god does exists, I already have a first class ticket to hell, so I don’t care. I am a truthful and honest person and this makes me an asshole. I can lie and no one would ever tell that it is a lie. And also, I have accepted death (not something that I would recommend). I bought my top hat due to peer pressure, and I only continued to wear it due to my love (not in that kind of way you sick fuck) for King Diamond . I currently listen to Black Metal, Viking Metal, Pagan Metal, and Folk Metal. I mostly watch Horror movies and movies that are considered classics. I love the films of Akira Kurosawa, Fritz Lang, Orson Wells and Charlie Chaplain. My five favorite movies are Seven Samurai, Oldboy, The Thing (my very first horror movie), The Great Dictator and The Third Man. My favorite TV shows are The Twilight Zone and Mystery Science Theater 3000 (shame that it was cancelled).
Name: Jason ******
Birthdate: 02/25/1987
Birthplace: El Paso, Texas
Current Location: See above
Eye Color: How should I know
Hair Color: Who cares
Height: Why should you care
Weight: 129 lbs
Piercings: None
Tatoos: None
Overused Phraze:
FAVORITES
Food: Doughnuts
Candy: M&M's
Number: 666
Color: Black
Animal: Anything cooked
Drink: Mountain Dew
Alcohol Drink: None
Bagel: Fuck bagels, its all about doughnuts
Letter: z
Body Part on Opposite sex: N/A
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Fuck em both
Strawberry or Watermelon: See above
Hot tea or Ice tea: Tea sucks
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hate them both
Kiss or Hug: BOTH, but I've never been kissed
Dog or Cat: cat's taste better
Rap or Punk: They both suck
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Fucked up movies (Like "Salo")
Love or Money: Money, fuck love
YOUR...
Bedtime: When the voices in my head tell me to
Most Missed Memory: Everything before age 8
Best physical feature: None
First Thought Waking Up: When's the world going to end?
Goal for this year: I have no goals
Best Friends: Don't have one
Weakness: Like I'd tell someone
Fears: Zap Rowsdower and Joe Don Baker
Heritage: Half German, half Mexican
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: N/A
Ever Smoked: N/A
Pot: N/A
Ever been Drunk: N/A
Ever been beaten up: Yes
Ever beaten someone up: Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Any
Favorite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long: Any
Height: Any
Style: Any
Looks or Personality: Both
Hot or Cute I'm the cute one, she's the hot one
Drugs and Alcohol: Don't care
Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I regret nothing
What country do you want to Visit: Norway
How do you want to Die: By Godzilla
Been to the Mall Lately: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Hell no
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: I think I'm the cutiest person who has ever lived
Believe in Yourself: No
Want to go to College: In college
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: Drink WHAT???
Shower Daily: varies
Been in Love: With my right hand
Do you Sing: Only in my mind
Want to get Married: Don't know yet
Do you want Children: Only if they work cheap
Have your future kids names planned out:
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Don't know yet
Hate anyone: Gallagher and Truman Capote

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Friedrich Nietzsche, Vlad the Impaler, Elizabeth Bathory, Quorthon, Valfar, "The Godfather of Gore" Lucio Fulci, "The Master of Suspense" Alfred Hitchcock, Arminius

My Blog

A reason to hate the horror genre from America

What's worse than an Asylum Production? That is by far the hardest question one can possibly try to answer, especially since they release nothing but crap. But alas (I've always wanted to use that wor...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:51:00 GMT

What the hell did I just watch

Well I just finished watching the 1972, even though most of it was filmed in 1967, movie "Doomsday Machine", and I came to realize, life sucks. First of all, this movie made little sense, secondly, th...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 03:08:00 GMT

I miss the golden era of B-movies

Remember the days when B-movies were released by the handfuls and not the cruise-ship like they are today. Remember when they were cheesy and not piles of crap. Remember when they were actually entert...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 05:31:00 GMT

DREAM 3

DREAM 3 OH. MY. GOD. By far one of the greatest Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) events to take place. Out of 8 fights, not one fight sucked (something I'm used to seeing with the UFC). After 2 good events, D...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 15:24:00 GMT

My Cloverfield review (may contain spoilers)

Cloverfiel, Cloverfield, Cloverfield. Oh how I had such high hopes for you, I even heard some very good things about you, I'm looking at the website Bloody-Disgusting. With all the hype this film had,...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:10:00 GMT

Help Hatchet get a wider release

This whole thing is taken directly from http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/8855.  So please, read this and do your best to help this film get shown in theaters, which means, spread this on, an...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 15:03:00 GMT

no title needed

Just when I thought American horror movies couldn't get any crappier, I find out that Jessica Alba has been casted to play the lead role in the Japanese remake of "The Eye."  For those of you who...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 15:55:00 GMT

Thoughts on UFC 70

First of all they did not show the Ryoto Machida vs. David Heath fight, so it means that it must have been boring as hell, it was replaced with the Terry Etim vs. Matt Grice fight.   Assuerio Si...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:46:00 GMT

The Ten Most Disturbing Film's I have ever seen

1. Salo A.K.A. The 120 of Sodom - Sexual perversion and torture.  From the legendary Marquis de Sade   2. Pink Flamingos - Dog crap scene. That is all.   3. Mondo Magic   4. Add...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:46:00 GMT

How to drink Mountain Dew

  1. Aquire a Mountain Dew.   2. With your right hand, grip the body of the bottle.   3. With you left hand, grip to cap, you know, that thing that's usually orange.   4. With ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:18:00 GMT