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Riff Randall, your #1 fan

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About Me

MySpace LayoutsAbout Kelley, by "The Masked Cow Avenger," (play theme song) age 9.I like Kelley sooooo much, but she can't battle Yu-Gi-Oh at all. She doesn't even have a deck made. Kelley wishes she could play Yu-Gi-Oh half as good as me. Kelley dresses like Joan Jett mixed with - I don't know - someone really really cool. Kelley can speak really good Japanese. She got me to like the Kinks, Slade, the Mr. T Experience, the Scorpions, and Japanese rock music. Kelley likes painting funny faces on baseball cards. We hung them all up on the wall. I really like it when she makes my lunch. Kelley is the coolest bad a** I've ever seen.

My Interests

I Like..... sleep, Japanese stationery, super soft kleenex, peanut butter, knee-high socks, sexy boys, pretty girls, sharp knives, pink ribbons, friendbear.com, Bill Kurtis, yard sales, Soupy Sales, nice, sharp tweezers, cold days, Bill Murray - my imaginary boyfriend, muscle cars, ilovealpacas.com, Varmint Master magazine, people who make me laugh when I'm blue, people who still mail letters, apple cart upsetters, argyle sweaters, reformed bed wetters, double-headers, go-geters, puppy petters and Better Cheddars.

I'd like to meet:

Chris Elliot. I would very much like to meet Chris Elliot.

Music:

The Ramones, The Fleshtones, Mr. T Experience, Jonathan Richman, the Pandoras, the Carpenters, April Stevens & Nino Tempo, the Queers, Burt Bacharach, Junior Brown, Wanda Jackson, the Dictators, the 5678's, the Monkees, the Fuzztones, the Dickies, fiddles, spoons and hambone, the Kinks, the Beach Boys, Slade, the Rocky soundtrack, whistling, Muzak, the Scorpions, birds in the morning, cicadas at night and the Munsters theme song.

Movies:

Harold and Maude, the Jerk, Rushmore, The Year My Voice Broke, The Professional (and anything with Gary Oldman or Jean Reno), Radio Days, The Incredible Shrinking Woman, Office Space, 9 to 5, Star Trek movies, Cabin Boy, Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation, most documentaries, But I'm a Cheerleader, Saved!, and Japanese horror movies

Television:

incessantly. Third after only oxygen and water in my daily needs. My beautiful electrified cubical lover.

Books:

The dictionary.

Heroes:

Shirley Feeney, Neelie O'Hara, astronauts, Liberace, Koybiashi, my cat, Dr. Michio Kaku, Phil Hendrie, Bigfoot, Jean-Luc Picard, The Masked Cow Avenger, Nancy Sinatra, Ringer, and people with patience.