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About Me

I be the omnicircular being called Mark but u can call me Gurnsadalk as does everyone else. For I have seen many a moons pass in the dim-litten sky that resides above me, for i have seen 18 years of them in my expanse of life. I have come here to wish all well on my inter-stellar travels through time & space to spread the word of METUUULLL. If you praytel would like to speak I can be found on the land of England...Speak to you during my next inter-stellar transmission. Goodbye for now Earthlings.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Singer/Guitarsist:
Dave Mustaine
Zakk Wylde
Devon Townsend
James Hetfield
Lemmy Kilminster

Guitarist
Synyster Gates
Kerry King
Dave Murray
Marty Friedman
Tony Iommi

Singers
Serj Tankian
Ozzy Osbourne
Angela Gossow
Michael Akerfeldt

Bassists
Steve Harris
Byron Stroud
Geezer Butler

Drummers
Bill Ward
Bran Dailor
Dave Lombardo
Gene Hoglan
Derek Roddy
George Kollias
Jon Dolmayan
Lars Ulrich
Mike Portnoy
Nick Menza
Vinnie Paul
Nicko McBrain
The Rev

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Zakk Wylde
You are Zakk Wylde! You are the guitarist for Ozzy, and have your own project called Black Label Society. You've been voted the Most Valuable Guitar Player a few times, and its for obvious reasons. Your weapon is the pinch harmonic, and you use it in ways never before done. And you drink beer. A lot.

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My Blog

Squeeze Me Macaroni

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen And knock her upper during supper Clutter up her butter gutter Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pon...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:08:00 GMT

Big Bottoms - A Tribute To My Sex Muffin

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh toxedu I'd like to sink her with my...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:28:00 GMT

When You Were Shouting At The Devil...We Were In League With Satan

When You Were Shouting At The Devil...We Were In League With Satan In my youth, I learned the Truth, PURE METAL was the only way Glam rock can suck a cock, it’s strictly for the closet gay Burni...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:51:00 GMT

This Is My Life Down To A Turnap

Montana lyricsI might be movin’ to Montana soonJust to raise me up a crop ofDental Floss Raisin’ it upWaxen it downIn a little white boxThat I can sell uptown By myself I wouldn’tHav...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:36:00 GMT