I, uhh, am Jesus. Yup. Coooool Guy. There is a book about me, you might have heard about it. Its called the DaVinci Code, all true. Oh, and the Bible, but no body ever really reads that, except for old people. I do not recomend being nailed to a cross, it hurts a lot. Me and my homies, also known as the Apostles, and we had so KICK ASS parties. I have a picture of one of them, it was sweet.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jesus H. Christ aka Superstar
Birthday: Christmas
Birthplace: Bethlehem
Current Location: ATOWN
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Jew
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Whenever dad is pissed
Your Perfect Pizza: locust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Cure Cancer like Chuck Norris
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: JESUS CHRIST
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hope I'm not crucified today
Your Best Physical Feature: My halo
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Last time I saw a virgin mother, HA
Pepsi or Coke: doesnt matter to Jesus
MacDonalds or Burger King: Royal Burger
Single or Group Dates: As long as theres gold at the end of the rainbow it doesn't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: pshhht
Chocolate or Vanilla: either
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: JESUS DOESNT SMOKE
Do you Swear: JESUS DOESNT SWEAR
Do you Sing: of course, its good for the soul
Do you Shower Daily: Whenever I go to the Jordan River
Have you Been in Love: Mary Magdaline whatever her last name is
Do you want to go to College: College?
Do you want to get Married: Aready am
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope, not heaven-like
Do you think you are Attractive: HEAVENS YES
Are you a Health Freak: no, no time to be when ur Jesus
Do you get along with your Parents: Have to, or else im screwed
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, they usually mean i just got crucified
Do you play an Instrument: the harp
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Its not illegal is it
In the past month have you gone on a Date: JESUS DOESN'T DATE
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I trashed one
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah, nothin else to eat
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yup, gotta spread the word
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, Jesus never gets dumped, too cool
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: theres no other way to go
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: JESUS DOESN'T STEAL
Ever been Drunk: once again, yes
Ever been called a Tease: oh, heavens yes
Ever been Beaten up: nope, my superhuman strength saves me
Ever Shoplifted: JESUS DOESN'T STEAL
How do you want to Die: NOT by being crucified
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: GOD
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia, so i can beat up a Kangaroo
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesnt matter to Jesus
Favourite Hair Color: Same
Short or Long Hair: Same
Height: Same
Weight: this DOES matter to Jesus, no fat chicks
Best Clothing Style: Doesnt matter to Jesus
Number of Drugs I have taken: uhh, define drug
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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