If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min. The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting. It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that? The Marine calmly replied, God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!!!!
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Funny VideosJust a bit about me: I love to spend time with my Family and Friends. I have a 4 year old Daughter, her name is Mackenzie Raynn. I am engaged to my love and Mac father, Adam. We have been togeather for 5 years and engaged for 4 years. Some day we'll make it to the alter...lol!!!I have 1 brother, Jason, he is a big car buff!!! He participates in car shows and belongs to a car club. He is also a DJ. His name is: DJ Krazy J. Hes pretty good if I do say so myself. LOL.My mom is like one of my best friends now. I never saw that happening whlie growing up...lol. Mom and I do alot of fun stuff togeather.Unfortunatly my Dad passed away of many types of Cancer on October 20, 2003. 5 days before my birthday. I miss him greatly, but at least hes not suffering.I also have 2 "step-sisters", and 2 "step-brothers". 3 neices, and 2 nephews.I am blesssed and have 3 BEST FRIENDS. Heather who I've known since diapers (litterally), 28 years later and we are still friends. Kristy is another one, we have been friends for about 17 years, and still counting! And of course Adam is one of my best friends!!! ( I hope or i wouldn't be marrying him...heehee)Well thats about if for this part... on to the next.
