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Tired

darkomai

About Me

I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS OR FALL IN LOVE.
I AM HERE TO INDULGE IN MY SELF MADE REALITY. OR SOMETHING.

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset -James Gould Cozzens
My comics (posted in the pictures section) are mostly fairly quick made-up-on-the-spot sketches. They're more the idea of a comic rather than the actual thing.

My work

My Interests


Yes

I'd like to meet:


God
That would be cool. We would go for a few drinks and i'd be like "hey, Jehova, where you been?" and he'd be like "yeah, yeah sorry about that man! I built the earth in, like, seven days then I put it down and was like, aw shit where did I put it? Where's that damn earth? I had it in my hands like five minutes ago... Aw hell where is it?! Then I find it at last and it's soo different, y'know? I mean look at it. What the fuck is an Ipod?" and I'd laugh.

Music:

The Dandy Warhols, Lemon Jelly, Bonobo, The Kinks, The Beatles, The Waterboys, Pink floyd, Talking heads, The Who, Pixies, REM, The Moldy Peaches, Kimya Dawson, David Bowie, The Doors, Radiohead, John Lennon, The Dead Kennedys, Nobuo Uematsu, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, T. Rex, The Clash, Mark Mothersbaugh, Oingo Boingo, Gorillaz, Led Zeppelin, Simon & Garfunkel, Buddy Holly, Joe Satriani, L7, Millencolin, Strung Out, The Cure, Daniel Johnston, The Bees, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, The Velvet Underground, The The, Jimi Hendrix, The Hives, Leonard Cohen, Michael Jackson, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart

Movies:

Terry Gilliam, Wes Anderson, Guillermo Del Toro, David Fincher, Darren Aronofsky, Frank Darabont, Michael Haneke, Baz Luhrmann, Bruce Robinson, Danny Boyle, The Monty Pythons, Orson Welles, Sam Ramie, Ethan and Joel Coen, David Cronenberg, Michel Gondry, Nicolas Roeg, Wim Wenders, Alejandro Amenabar, Tim Burton, Peter Jackson, Adam McKay, Kevin Smith, Edgar Wright, Gary Oldman, Quentin Tarantino, Ridly Scott, David Lynch, Oliver Stone, Martin Scorsese, Stephen Frears, Alfred Hitchcock, Trey Parker, Fernando Meirelles, Studio Ghible, Pixar, Dreamworks

Television:

The Day Today, Jam, Time Trumpet, The Armando Iannucci Shows, Black Books, Brass Eye, Spaced, QI, The Mighty Boosh, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The League of Gentlemen, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Green Wing

Books:

Philip Pullman, Maurice Sendak, Glen Duncan, Irvine Welsh, Terry Pratchett, Philip K Dick, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Michael Gerber, Edward Monkton

Heroes:

No

My Blog

A script

INSERT TITLE HERE (if you like, no rush, take yer time, it's OK) By Tired JIM Hey. DAVID hey. JIM how are you? DAVID uh huh. yeah. JIM I wanna die. DAVID Of course. You're an art student. JIM I'm gonn...
Posted by Tired on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:52:00 PST