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Bart

BARTender, that's all I have to say

About Me

Life is amazing. Great friends, great times, great everything right now. haha. Well maybe I would like to move out but we'll see. I'm Bart as you guys can see from the top. I love to entertain, go out, party, LOVE CONCERTS, hanging out, fake ID's, lots of drinking. I love to entertain, throw parties and show my friends a good time and maybe take them places that they might have not normally gone to because I know they will have fun. Love to just be out and about period. I currently go to DePaul University and am majoring in Honors Accounting and Finance and hope to go to Law School after I'm done. We'll see how that will work out being that I completely hate school despite me being good at it. Anything else you really want to know about me just ask I guess. There is a lot more but you'll have to work for it I guess.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Dane Cook (wait a minute that won happened) Tiger Woods just to play a round with him and talk would be cool. John Mayer/ Dave Matthews because I need guitar lessons and who better to help me. I'm getting ok, but some expert advice would get me rollin' a bit faster. Bobby Jones because I admire how being the best in world in something, doesn't mean you have to sell out and make as much off yoru talent as humanly possible, I also admire how he graduated college and quit golf at the top of his game to spend time with his newly born sons, his wife, and to start a law practice. Alexander the Great, he just knew how to run things and had such charisma that he wasn't even questioned. All of my favorite comedians, Dane Cook, Brian Regan, Robert Kelly, Dave Attell, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Ralphie May, Jim Gaffigan, Daniel Tosh, Lewis Black , Dave Chappelle, etc.. I just need a few pointers on how to be a comedian in case it some how works out for me. To Be Continued.....And maybe after all that a girl that can have fun, laugh and loves to go out. I'm a nice guy that's not to much to ask for. haha. It's fun to be young and live life and go crazy but having someone cool to share that with is nice to.

Music:


I like pretty much everything dance, pop, rock, etc. But my favorite stuff is pretty much below. ANYTHING long,hard and full of seamen is great...
SOMETHING CORPORATE IS MY FAVORITE BAND!!! Jack's Mannequin, Jimmy Eat World, The Academy Is..., Fall Out Boy, John Mayer, Ben Folds, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, Jason Mraz, Third Eye Blind, Dashboard Confessional, The Killers, Weezer, Kanye West, Gavin DeGraw, Pete Yorn, Catchstone, Simple Plan, Anberlin, Beastie Boys, Green Day, Incubus, Ryan Cabrera, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Hot Hot Heat, Gym Class Heroes, Cake, Interpol, Lost Prophets, Midtown, Plain White T's, Say Anything, Simple Plan, Straylight Run, Mae, Sugarcult, Trapt, Finch, Coldplay, Death Cab for Cutie, The Starting Line, Relient K, October Fall, Yellowcard, Taking Back Sunday, and MANY MORE I DON'T FEEL LIKE TYPING ANYMORE... lol
I have also started to really like club music lately, Benny Benassi, PVD, Tall Paul, Tiesto, Deep Dish, etc... Pretty much any DJ that plays good music ESPECIALLY DJ GIOVANNA and TJ the DJ. LOL Were going to IBIZA.
DANE COOK IS GOD or aleast a prophet or something like that

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Boondock Saints, Swingers, Ocean's Eleven, Sin City, Old School, Get Shorty, Be Cool, The Incredibles(really any Pixar or good Disney movie, Aladdin being the best), Rounders, Cruel Intensions, Bourne Identity and Supremacy, Reservoir Dogs, The Saint, Clerks, Boy and Girls (sucker for the chick flicks)(can't explain it), Road Trip, Euro Trip, Napoleon Dynamite, Gladiator, Made, Talented Mr. Ripley, Meet The Parents, Super Troopers, Can't Hardly Wait, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ninth Gate, Brink(lol), any I missed tell me and if I remind myself it will be on here.

Television:

The OC pretty much my favorite show but It is now canceled. OUCH!!! 24,One Tree Hill, House MD, Grey's Anatomy, Arrested Development, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Rome, Scrubs, Smallville, Prison Break, Sopranos.

Books:

I'm currently reading as much Kurt Vonnegut' Deadeye Dick. I really enjoy anything by Kurt Vonnegut (Cat's Cradle, Breakfast of Champions, Slaughter-House 5.....etc). I like the DragonLance series because its one of the only books were good and evil have to balance to make the story work, not one over the other. If we are talking about books I hate, I can't stand Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck. I also like to read the Harry Potter books because I think they are good. And anything to do with law that will help me with my profession. I like being ahead of everyone else.

Heroes:

Wow heroes, uhhh..... My cousin Peter is probably my biggest insperation in life. He taught me a lot of useful stuff growing up that I will never forget. He came here when he was 14-15 from Poland, learned English doesn't ahev an accent, graduated Loyola and makes more moneyt than anyone in his class. Just his story amazes me so much and makes me kick myself in the ass when I take something for granted. I love him to death and would do anything for him. He has changed a little over the and I haven't adapted to it, but I'm sure i will. He just recently became a father and when I see his baby Michael nothing on Earth could make me happier. I like to say he wrote the dictionary and I'm turning it into the encyclopedia The only reason I am who I am and how I turned out is because of him. Other key notables (lol) are my parents, my mother who argues with me everyday so I can become a natural lawyer and my father who would help me with anything in the world and makes my friends and I laugh so hard when we need a good laugh.

My Blog

Bad Weekend. STITCHES!!!!

So yea I got thirteen stitches in my head these weekend.... This scar is gonna be pretty weird and/or funny when they come out. Now I just have to find who did this to me. DAMN YOU VENUTTIS... DAMN YO...
Posted by Bart on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:52:00 PST

At it AGAIN

I'm awesome write me comments about how much you love me. Unless your Gianluca, I dont want your comments because yoru a piece of shit cock smuggler.
Posted by Bart on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 09:46:00 PST