IM MARRIED GOD HELP ME!!! Naw I love her fucking face like a fat kid loves cake. Lets see, My chaotic heart is finally at peace and my mind is calm as water. The only way I can live with myself everyday is by exceptin the one truth. Im forgiven. What else- Im very fond of Crosses, thus im not a vampire, that and the reason for the picture of the tomb below-thats in the form of a cross. Moving on, I like meetin new COOL people only, bouncin ideas off one another, goin out for drinks or being competetive in sport like activities. I love running in place for hours and lifting weights in the dark. Running aimlessly and drunk in the dark has led me to belive the following: My ankle is an official device used in the dark to locate the end of coffee tables. Oh! I enjoy having my wife's little neices and nephews around. Yeah, I know...What happened to Mikey Four Fingers? Lol- I guess he grew the fuck up!! I miss my homecrowd from the greater town of Waco. I miss and think about you all everyday. Noone will ever replace you! -Promise! Rest in peace Tyson. I pray for you a safe journey friend. Finally, my blogs will take you deep into my soul. Just don't get lost when you go there and on the way back grab me a fucking beer. That's it, hit me up if you have any questions. No question is a stupid question. Well, except for a stupid question I guess. My name is St Michael and I approved this message.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike Briones
Birthday: March 3rd
Birthplace: Wacko Texas
Current Location: How Sad, Wacko Texas.
Eye Color: Brownish Hazel
Hair Color: Black Like Bush's Heart.
Height: I Know Im Tall Enough To Ride.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextious
Your Heritage: Hispanic, Indian, Mexican. Im A Mutt.
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance, Made By A 4 Year Old Over in Pakistan.
Your Weakness: Fatgirls, lol...............Naw - Cheese Cake.
Your Fears: Obese Children
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme Bitch, With A Beer.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get Further In My studies In The Lab, Go Deeper In my Personal Relationships.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BOO YA! FUBAR!! SHAKE ME LIKE A BRITISH NANNY!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Please Let Her Be Cute.
Your Best Physical Feature: My Femure, I think Thats Somewhere In My Ass. lol, Inside Joke.
Your Bedtime: After I watch like 2 hours of JUST THE GREATEST THING EVER,,,YEAH IM TALKIN BOUT-PORN!!
Your Most Missed Memory: All The Memories Since Ive Moved Here To Waco. My Homecrowds really Fuckin Awesome.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, I guess.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bueno. Does That Place Still Coexist With Out Reality?
Single or Group Dates: Single-I Like My Woman All To Myself.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Give Me The Ness.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choco
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappa Is French Right? Give Me The American.
Do you Smoke: Only When Im Around Daniel, It Seems Like I Can't Shake It Then.
Do you Swear: Like Its a Fu*kin Religion!
Do you Sing: Only Into My ToothPaste Despenser.
Do you Shower Daily: 2 Or 3 Times A day.
Have you Been in Love: Not Sure.
Do you want to go to College: Im Kickin And Screamin All The Way.
Do you want to get Married: Done did it! That Woman Stole My Heart.
Do you belive in yourself: If I Don't Then Who Will.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Shit Yea.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes Sir, In A Wierd Psycho Kinda Way.
Are you a Health Freak: Only When Im Around Fat Kids.
Do you get along with your Parents: I love My Parents To The End Of The Waco City Limits.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I Love Havin A nice Candle light Dinner, Then Makin Love underneath A good ThunderStorm.
Do you play an Instrument: Little Mike, 2 Or 3 times A day, That Or My Key Board, I can Play Cannon N D.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: The Doctor Said Its A Miracle Im Still Alive, And What The Hell Is Acute Alcohol Poisonin Anyways?
In the past month have you Smoked: See Above, Daniel.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Naw, Im Too Gnarly For Drugs.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, I Love Date, You Get To Meet All Sorts Of New People.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Saturday I Ate A box Of Batter, I Was Drunk.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Its been A While.
In the past month have you been on Stage: On The Great Stage Of Life.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Naw
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Last Satuday And The Sunday Before That.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: I Have A 55% Chance Of Goin To Hell. Wait What youd Ask?
Ever been called a Tease: Lol, Yeah.
Ever been Beaten up: Mostly By My Inner Thoughts And Emotions.-Shoelace
Ever Shoplifted: When I Was A Kiddo, It Was Candy Or Somethin.
How do you want to Die: In My Sleep Like My Grandpa, Not Like The Other Three Screamin Passengers Ridin In The Car With Him.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A loving Husband And Father.
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico. The Hell's In Mexico? ....................Mexicans.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, Its So Attractive And Sexy!
Favourite Hair Color: Any, Im Not Too Picky.
Short or Long Hair: Medium.
Height: Not 6'2 Tall. Shiiiiiiiit......
Weight: Doesnt matter, its whats on the inside. b>
Best Clothing Style: American Gothic Or Medieval Style. .
Number of Drugs I have taken: Hydro, X, Shrooms. 3
Number of CDs I own: 1 Hundred Spazillion
Number of Piercings: I Had Like 8.
Number of Tattoos: None, Yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I Forget And Move On. It's All been A Big Fuckin Joke Up until Now. All My Love To My Crowd Whos Been There To Pick Me Up When I Fall Down, Its Because Of You That I Stand here Today As A successful And Accomplished Man. Thanks Guys And Gals. If Any Of You Wake Up In A Red Room With No Windows Or Doors One day, Dont Panic! Your In My Heart. -Mike
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