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" Create Your Own!HOW CAN YOU TELL IF YOU ARE A LATINO?
1) If you have ever been hit by a chancleta.
2) If you grew up scared by something called “El
Chupa Cabrasâ€
3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are
really just talking.
4) If you light a candle to Virgin Mary on the night
of the lotto drawing.
5) If you use your lips to point something out.
6) If you constantly refer to cereal as “con fleysâ€.
7) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to
call you for dinner, even if it’s a one bedroom apartment.
8) If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or salsa
without music.
9) If you use “manteca†instead of olive oil and
can’t figure out why your butt is getting bigger.
10) If you call your sneakers “tenisâ€.
11) If you have at least thirty cousins, not
including loco Julio working at “Don Pipo’sâ€
12) If you can’t imagine anyone not liking spicy
food.
13) If you are in a five passenger car with seven
people in it and
a persons shouting “subanse, todavia caben!â€
14) If whenever you feel under the weather, you
compulsively dabon some“vapor rub†all over your chest and inside your
nostrils.
15) Your mom packs your “lonchera†every day even
though you’ve just turned thirtytwo.
16) If you call the North Americans “gringosâ€,
including Canadians, and call all Asian people “chinosâ€.
17) If you just don’t get tired of the so called
“sopitasâ€.
18) If you don’t think Jennifer Lopez is hot, “she’s
just another bitch with luckâ€.
19) If your favorite heroes were “El Chapulin
Coloradoâ€, or“Cantinflasâ€
20) If you don’t need any explanations, you know you
are truly a Latino!
You have been marked on my profile map!
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