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About Me

I don't know about everyone else.... but I've heard that sending an Add Request before sending a message is bad manners.
I say fuck that. Lemme' tell ya' why. If I send a request...it's for a Reason .
I PROMISE.
I found SOMETHING about you...maybe it's the friends you keep. A band you like. Maybe it's your eyes. Ask me and I'll tell you...(That is, If you give a pint of piss.)
I am a Monkey after all and can't be expected to operate under the rules of MAN, regardless of how many chromosomes we share.
Thank you....
Since my movie debut in 1977 I have found it pretty tough to find work out there. It can be a harsh, cruel world for a monkey with rhythm. Nowadays the government has quite a lot of technology to aide them in alien detection, which means I have spent a lot of time in the unemployment line. I have tried to pass the time any way I could. Recently, I've been taking night classes and heroin. It seems to be helping.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mother wrapped in Saran Wrap...

My Blog

Subordinate monkeys more likely to choose cocaine over food

Wow, did we really need a study to figure this out?   WINSTON-SALEM, N.C.  Having a lower social standing increases the likelihood that a monkey faced with a stressful situation will choose coca...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 19:31:00 GMT

The price of freedom is gettin steep.

It’s a damn good thing that I am a monkey and I am currently disallowed behind the wheel of a motorized method of conveyance.  Because GAWD DAMN have you seen the price of gas lately.&...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:44:00 GMT

FUCK is the lonliest number that You’ll ever know....

I wrote a big blog.  I posted it.  It failed and has been subsequently lost. Fuck the internet. Fuck the internet for fucking up my thoughts and losing them forever. Fuck the add requests t...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:49:00 GMT

Is this really necessary?

They are making a new Knight Rider?? Wow.Can we please stop this? Is there anything we can do to slow this Mediocrity Juggernaught that is coming to burn out the few remaining brain cells America has ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 00:28:00 GMT

Stars Have a Life Cycle

Stars. Not the ones in movies. Stars. The real ones, like our sun, have a life cycle. Scientists estimate that in one billion years the sun could be 11 percent brighter and in 3.5 billion years i...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:19:00 GMT

I've been down this road...I know where it leads.

I don't know about everyone else.... but I've heard that sending an Add Request before sending a message is bad manners.  I say fuck that. Lemme tell ya' why.  If I send a request...it's fo...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:14:00 GMT

A rant about people who define themselves by their relationships

I didn't write this, I got it from a friend of a friend, but I couldn't agree more. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------...these people don't anger me, they...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:48:00 GMT

Yes, I am one of "those"

Yes, I am. One of those folks that send an add request without messaging first. So fucking what? I see you. I like you. I add you. I may not have a clever witticism to throw at you at that moment. I...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 19:05:00 GMT

I should be calm about this...

I like music. Honest. BUT, why is that every time I browse through profiles I am constantly bombarded with the most craptacular music EVER made? I DO NOT want to hear some wannabe gangsta' or aspirin...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 20:10:00 GMT

...and another thing.

Yes, I AM a monkey. Santa is real, and don't look behind the curtain.
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:10:00 GMT