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CAPT. ODYSSEY

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VOICEOVER: "By Day he's a mild mannered nerd boy theatre phantom... But at night, by the light of the big ol' yellow discoball at The Globe... he is..."(SFX: fanfare theme)CROWD: (pathetically) "Boo"VOICEOVER: " C A P T A I N O D Y S S E Y !!!" (slow with too much reverb & long echo)(SFX: canned applause-cut) (extended silence)Capt O: "Fear not BrisVegas! For I, Captain Odyssey, am back-to-the-futro, big n bold as b***s, here in myspace to seek other sexy superheroes and smitten kittens to help me fight all that is boring in our town!”(ACTIONS: Capt O somehow justifies this claim by leaping around the room pretending to fly in his superhero suit, making wooshing and swooshing sounds with his mouth, stands on his cape and trips over, gets up and straightens out his mask, trying to avoid all eye contact.)Capt O: (Grabs microphone. Some feedback.) “Errr. Ummm. Autographs later girls.” (coughs blushing)

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Queen's corgis, Dame Edna, Ringo Starr, Paul McCartney, Rolf Harris, Rupert the Bear, Miss Piggy, the blue Ex-Wiggle, the cow on the cover of Pink Floyd's Atom Heart Mother LP, Astro Boy (for flying tips), Kermit the Frog, Ozzy Ostrich, Ozzy Ozbourne, ONJ, the remaining Brothers Gibb, Bananaman, Casper the friendly ghost, Uncle Arthur, Dino, Noddy & Big Ears, Speed Racer, Captain Caveman, Chunk, Penfold, Yoko Ono, Wicket Ewok, Mick Jagger's dentist, Mighty Mouse, Cyndi Lauper, Skeletor, Sting, Melanie, Mamooshka, Dolly Parton, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, B2 (as opposed to B1), KIT, R2D2, Bart, Eric Cartman, Animal, Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders from Mars, Mr Squiggle, and last but not least... Miss Smurfette!!!....RIP... Steve Irwin, John Lennon, George Harrison, Lex Luther, Barry White, James Brown, Syd Barrett, Bob Marley, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Marx Bros, The Big Bopper, Elvis, Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, Liberace, Marilyn M, Freddie Mercury, Johnny Cash, Michael Hutchence, Ghandi, Billy Thorpe, Mother Teresa, Roy Orbison, Jim Henson, Graham Chapman, Lady Di, Billy Preston, Fred & Ginger, Graham Kennedy, Mama Cass, Don Bradman, Bon Scott, Dusty Springfield, Karen Carpenter, Edith Piaf, Jimi Hendrix and E.T. The Extra Terrestrial.
You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test

My Blog

A thought or a thwart?

To act or not to act, that is the question. To express excitement and a sense of being keeness to explore but not be taken as desperate or deceptive. To find a gentle balance between the serious and t...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:28:00 GMT

Dylan & his band of outlaws blaze through this one-horse dogtown...

Well, you walk into the roomLike a camel and then you frownYou put your eyes in your pocketAnd your nose on the groundThere ought to be a lawAgainst you comin aroundYou should be madeTo wear earphones...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:10:00 GMT

Turbot Street Party 07!

Well Odyssey stepped outside The Globe today, to rock Brisbane in style! A great day was had by all! Thanks to the many individuals that contributed so much - special thanks to Claire, Tony, Baz, Adam...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:58:00 GMT