I would like to meet a guy to fall in Love with (see ..1) and my stalker...(see ..2) (1.)When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the desire to mate every second of the day. It is not lying awake at night imagining that he is kissing every part of your body. No... don't blush. I am telling you some truths. For that is just being in love; which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over, when being in love has burned away. Doesn't sound very exciting, does it? But it is! (2.)Dear MySpace Stalker, Thank you so very much for choosing me. It is quite an honor to be able capture your attention and free time. Please do not hesitate to come out of the bushes if I say anything to offend you. It is not my desire to scare you off (just please don't sell any photos to the tabloids - all those lawyer fees from the last time were a real pain in the ass). If for some reason I am not entertaining you enough, please note the very long list around the middle of my page with my friends. That is my list of people that keep me very entertained. I'm sure there are quite a few of them on there that are hoping for their own stalker too and since I am so generous, I am willing to share your attention. I hope you are having a great day learning the myspace ropes. Don't forget to stop stalking for long enough to eat and get SOME sunshine (but don't leave me for TOO long, I'd hate for you to miss it if by chance I happen to say something funny or interesting - as unlikely as that is).just make sure to subscribe that way you can always know whats going on in my life. Sincerely yours, Me