volunteering for the UK Gin industry - persuading people that it is far, far better than vodka, you know. reading over people's shoulders on the tube (yes i know, sorry), teasing the gorgeous rob, campaigning for a two day working week
ooh, lots of people. maybe a surrealist artist, or jarvis
skinny boys with guitars vs dodgy marilyn monroe film soundtracks
either really 50s style glamourous or convoluted plots by spanish or mexican directors
mighty boosh, twin peaks when under duress (is that what i mean?), no no no to reality tv - do something worthwhile, people! then i'll pay attention.
'perfume', george orwell, martin amis, dr seuss, nabakov. and ones with recipes.
mighty mouse. or my dad for when i'm in the real world