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Stephie

saving the world, one slap at a time

About Me

I'm interested in a million different things; art, movies, religion, books, music, slapping hoes etc. I'm kinda shy around new people...but once I get to know someone I don't shut up eventhough im really boring and have nothing smart to say. I'm loyal, almost to a fault. My family, blood relatives and the family I've created, are the most important people in the world to me. I can be very cynical, especially about politics. I really love baseball, though I'm still learning. I really just want to meet people who share my interests. I've lived in LA my whole life, but I'm ready for a change. More than anything, I want to travel down the block, by the way im a shut in and havent combed my hair over a year, not that it would matter cuz i have female pattern baldness, i knw im a gem!!!. I guess thats about it, by the way im a felon, but it wasnt anything bad, just some rackateering and carpetbagging, or was that teabagging, well i dont remember. bye!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stephanie Ruth Rubenstein
Nickname: Steph, Stephie, binkie (lol)
Birthday & Age: August 2, 1981 (24) ugh....
Birthplace: Los Angeles, CA
Your Hood: my bed
Current Location: Hollywood
Eye color: brown
Hair color: brown
Height: 5'4''
Your Race/Heritage: white/ Jewish
Are You Proud of your Race: uhhhh......
Your Most Missed Memory: NFTY events, playing pool w/ Grace
The Shoes You Wore Today: JCrew flip flops
Your Fears: birds, actually anything that flies (aaahhh an airplane!)
Your Weakness: JCrew shoes, Sex and the City and Gilmore Girls reruns, anything chocolate
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finishing school
Your Bedtime: when i'm tired
Thoughts First Waking Up: where ARE my pjs?
Your Best Physical Feature: my rack
McDonalds or Burger King: In and Out
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Sing: only when i'm alone
Do you play an Instrument: the phone
Do you Speak another Language: is small child a language?
Do you Read: constantly
Do you Drink Alcoholic beverages: BEER!!!
Do you smoke cigarettes: no
Do you Swear regularly
Do you Sing hmmm...dejavu
Do you Shower Daily sometimes more if i'm REALLy dirty ;-)
Do you get along with your Parents: what day is it?
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: yes, 2, but i have a sinking feeling i'm going to end up with 18
Do you like the Rain/Thunderstorms: love them
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: what day is it?
Do you believe in yourself: on occasion
Whats your zodiac sign: leo
Whats your religion: Jewish
Have you ever been in LOVE: yes
Have you ever cheated on someone before...if so how many times?: no
Favorite Cartoon character: CoCo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Huey and Riley from the Boondocks
Favorite T.V show: LOST (it used to be Alias, so sad)
Favorite Movie: Love Actually, Almost Famous, The Matrix
Favorite Actor: Joaquin Pheonix, he loves me, he just doesn't know it yet
Favorite Actress: Jennifer Garner...she's so cute!
Favorite Artist/Band: Green Day, Foo Fighters, Common
Favorite Album: International Superhits
Favorite Song: too many to choose
Favorite Color: purple
Who's famous that you want to meet: who's famous that i don't want to meet?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i dunno
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah, groan
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, YUCK
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: my boyfriend's cookie dough
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah...the pooty
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Number of Drugs you have taken: is love a drug? lol
Number of CDs you own: 30
Number of Tattoos you have: 0
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a grown up
What country would you like to Visit: all of them
How do you want to Die: uh, i don't
Do you regret anything in your past: buying those plaid pants
What do you look for in a boy/girl....
Age: umm...legal?
Favourite Eye Color: not red
Favourite Hair Color: anything
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: bigger than me
Clothing Style: JCrew meets Phat Farm
Personality or Looks: kind, cute, funny, smart, wise
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You Are Most Like Charlotte!
You are the ultimate romantic idealist
You've been hurt before, but that hasn't caused you to give up on love.
If anything, your resolve to fall in love is stronger than ever.
And it's this feminine optimism that men find most appealing about you.
Romantic prediction: That guy you are seeing (or crushing on)?
Could be very serious - if you play your cards right! Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?
You are a Brainy Girl!
Whether you're an official student or a casual learner, you enjoy hitting the books.
You know a little bit about everything, and you're always dying to know more.
For a guy to win your heart, he's got to share some of your intellectual interests.
A awesome book collection of his own doesn't hurt either! What Kind of Girl Are You?
S Sensual
T Talented
E Extreme
P Philosophical
H Honorable
A Ambivalent
N Naive
I Intelligent
E Explosive
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My Interests

Books, Art, Baseball, Music, Movies, Religion, Politics, slapping hoes with garden hoses, pulling out my weave with dented forks, picking my toes and picking my teeth with the same dented forks i pulled my weave out with, and finally picking the split ends out my grill!!!

I'd like to meet:

Passionate, loyal, funny, kind, smart people with ghetto bootees, and my future baby daddy, anyone who claims they have better boobs than me, any man who can handle going to a female pattern baldness support group....Profile painstakingly edited by Adam Asher

Music:

Green Day, Fiona Apple, Matchbox Twenty, Modest Mouse, Foo Fighters, Common, all of Alanis's old stuff (like Jagged Little Pill), John Mayer, and lots more I can't think of right now cuz im an alcoholic who blackz ou

Movies:

Almost Famous, Love Actually, Ocean's Eleven, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Batman Begins, The Princess Bride, The Matrix, and many, many more

Television:

Lost, Alias, Gilmore Girls, Sex and the City, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Buffy the Vampire Slayer ( I know its not on anymore but I will always love it) the korean channel, com sam nida

Books:

I read at least a book a week, so I strongly recommend the collection of the Central Library. If thats too daunting of a task, I love...Memoirs of a Geisha, The Bell Jar, the whole Harry Potter series, anything by Stephen King, Amy Tan or Jhumpa Lahiri, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Angels'a Ashes, and The Curious Incident of the Dog at Night Time.

Heroes:

People who do the right thing, whether or not it benefits them,like the true altruists... HOOKAHS!!! reformed bitches, celibate hoes, ugly cats with an attitude, sexy midgits, italian hounds, armenian hookers and sensual ladeez!!!