hey there, warden. wont ya bring me some water? |
since i had nothing better to do, i spent my saturday evening in jail...
here goes:
friday afternoon, around 3, i pull my big black lady into the shop, and start to get intimate. a mix of youthful vig...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:56:00 GMT |
then she asks: "how do i know you’re not a serial killer?" |
it was all going so well.
she'd heard nothing but accolades about me from everyone in the place.
and those puppy dog eyes she was giving me, i knew it was business.
she even asked me to walk her home...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:58:00 GMT |
full circle on the quest for truth/love/death (part 1) |
asceticism=nothing.
freedom costs everything.
there i stood, on the threshold of Absolute Freedom. behind me, everything i know. everything i learned, forgot, struggled, enjoyed, loved, and hated. be...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 19:09:00 GMT |
junkyard dog |
i work in a junkyard.
i get to keep whatever i find in the cars.
i have a huge collection of freakish tentacle porn, about 100 road flares, stuffed animals, keys to things i'll probably never get to o...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 07:41:00 GMT |
Check That Ho |
the best part about having an asian girlfriend is that you can beat 'em.
she wants to roll with a boss you gotta get bossy!
little wench wants to start running her mouth, i just show here my gangsta f...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:15:00 GMT |
everywhere i go, i'm surrounded by ROBOTS!!! |
japanese people are fucking robots.
they are completely incapable of acting in opposition to their programming, in any way.
some examples: go into any 7-11 in japan (well...if you ever come here, do t...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 21:58:00 GMT |
this is a good/bad one...read it and laugh/weep for me |
alone on christmas...FUCK!!!
i'm in japan, practically broke.
it wouldn't be so bad if i were in nepal, cause it's a third world country and broke people blend in like rain in the ocean. however, kath...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 07:35:00 GMT |
my rebuttal to everything ever written about god |
let a tear fall in your teacup, throw a penny down the well.
light a candle, pick a flower, say a prayer.
write down all your silly wishes, stick them all inside a bottle.
it don't matter, it just ch...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Aug 2005 10:22:00 GMT |
the tao of stimpy |
i was lost in the forest. without food. without shelter. without a way.
when the forest was darkest, i met the master.
his name was stimpy.
ever kind, never hurtful.
ever patient, never selfish.
...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jul 2005 22:29:00 GMT |
never easy, never clean, to be a beast among human sheep |
i've had so much money, i would waste it on shit i didn't need. i've been so broke, i couldn't afford to eat.
i've been so happy, i wanted to die. i've been so sad, i wanted to die.
i've b...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jun 2005 19:05:00 GMT |
