Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider

About Me

I enjoy, hanging upside down, kung fu movies, Making people laugh, Making myself laugh,
kissing, girls with sleepy sexy bedroom eyes, painting, girls with sleepy sexy bedroom eyes, sword play, the three stooges, poetry, triumphing over evil, cultural exchange, fluid exchange, music, the proletariat, scotch, ruining peoples lives, ..
Add to My Profile | More Videos Laughing because I am so damn funny it hurts. Also I just found out what my super power is. You are The Evil Johnny Fisk.
(Your alter-ego is Jonathan Watkins)

Your super-hero ability:

Use your x-ray eyes to undress your sexy enemies

Coffee Critics
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My Interests

The divine logic of cause and effect. Manifesting positive actions in order to yield positive effects. Considering potential realities. Making choices. Fulfilling my Telos and behaving in accordance with the universe while not understanding every nuance of the system within which I dwell. other than that. collecting humans... umm..tank girl... displacing my conscious self...replacing it with an unconscious one. Mangos... Carnal lusts... The Russian language... Jazz. I am a martial arts whore because I love movement with purpose... I love the effort and effect simplicity of movements and flow. tattoos. Art.Actively retaining my childhood. Playing on the jungle gym and swings. Hanging from stuff. yeah..I love doing that. also I like taking naps after a big pancake breakfast...self induced pancake comas. sometimes on foggy sunday mornings..red wine & jazz for breakfast...then another nap. hmm..I like napping. and uh...nature..I like that too. sometimes a nap in nature... This is how I will be defined in the dictionary, The Evil Johnny Fisk --
[noun]:

An immortal

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I'd like to meet:

A woman with a sense of humor...or a robot programed to get my jokes. really any one with a mind would be fine. Already met W.S. Buroughs, Tim Leary, Ginsberg, Aesop Rock, Winston Smith, Eric Sanko, and others who have changed my world. Maybe I will meet you for a coffee sometime.

Music:

yes..vibrating the air is great.. lately I have only been listening to Aesop Rock. A master of lyric assembly. layered sound and information dense. my kind of music to be sure. I also listen to anything ranging from jazz to old school punk and grind core.

Movies:

waking life, I heart Huckabees, movies with zombies, kung-fu movies... I love all movies that have to do with people breaking the barriers of perception...movies where characters achive enlightenment....of sorts. the father in American beauty....tyler durden, tron...the list goes on and on. human struggle...and triumph. but there is also a lot of wasted celluloid out there.

Television:

Aqua teen hunger force...Sea lab..Dr. Katz..Futurama..home movies..space ghost..family guy..history channel...science shows...animal shows.. yeah..thats about it.

Books:

Holy Crap! I love reading..hardly have the time these days but..damn I love to read.

Heroes:

Learn to acquire the attributes that your idols have with out trying to become them. become your own hero. I will become like a Spiderman / Bruce Lee/ Picasso/ Toshiro Mifune / Gustav Klimpt , creature...and when we get to the end of this..you will see my luminous form and understand what I was doing bumping around in the dark all those years.

My Blog

Ready for a new period of enightenment.

Ok... agreed that we have technological advances that we live with and take mostly for granted, advances that would elevate us to god status in the eyes of cave men. yet I must insist...
Posted by Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 10:08:00 PST

The Evil Johnny Fisk Discusses the criminal element

Ha, I could just kick myself for spending the last half hour listening to the pacifica radio brodcast pertaining to marijuana reform. Well if you know me you lnow how much I dislike pot (I am totally ...
Posted by Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:47:00 PST

The Evil Johnny Fisk offers a series of explanations

First, I heal, I recover, I return from dark places.I should be back to doing hand stands in a few weeks.Over all things are going well, I am about a week behind in my schooling, I am stuck doing ligh...
Posted by Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:12:00 PST

The Evil Johnny Fisk master of the modern Hobble.

It feels weird to walk around with a cane.I have done it before...screwed up my ankles doing crazy stunts.This time seemed less impressive and more stupid somehow.I almost feel that I need to prove my...
Posted by Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:51:00 PST

The Evil Johnny Updates

Well...... good people, here is the updated version of the Evil Johnny Fisk.The modern man.The amazing.The incredible.first a brief story about my spine. I hurt it at work, have been all messed up on...
Posted by Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:10:00 PST

The Evil spine of Johnny Fisk

Well I am currently under the influence of muscle relaxer and pain killer. Why? Well its because I screwed my back up while at work. Totally stupid injury. I am barely able to focus on anything other ...
Posted by Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 11:02:00 PST

The raven

My secret love in life is the passenger seat window.Hello,The flicker-flickering of trees!Hello,The sliding of mountains and oceans from my vantage point. Hello,Drift-drifting off into realms of the u...
Posted by Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:28:00 PST

The Evil Johnny Fisk wants spore

Sadly my computer will not run it :( I was thinking of applying for a credit card so that I could buy a new laptop that could handle Spore but....after some investigation I have found that my cr...
Posted by Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:11:00 PST

The Evil Johnny fisk walks like modern Man.

JIC....Or Just in Case you missed it, I am not so much the fierce mountain man that I was.Taken out of the woods and placed in town finding the change quite pleasant. At the Critic, a man with a b...
Posted by Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:51:00 PST

The new Johnny

Is Preparing his body mind and soul for great change. He is hopefull and nervous.
Posted by Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:19:00 PST