About Me
My Name is Lindsay, Or Lin-Z if you're into that rapper style ( I'm not). I'm a tree hugger (concrete gives me indigestion), I have "severe residual attention deficit disorder" - don't take it personally if I cannot hold a conversation for extended periods of time- I think a lot. About sometimes totally senseless things. I like to draw, I like to read, and I can pull a mean shot of espresso. I plan to be in school until my thirties, so I'm trying to make the most of the process of becoming un-retarded.
Hey, you guys should check out my awesome vintage and resale items for sale on ebay. C'mon, please?
Likes: Peanut M&Ms, phone manners, running through the sprinklers in the summer time, smooth coffee, movies that make your brain hurt, granny smith apples, the sun, cheap food, honesty, sex, coconut shampoo, dark beer, sweaty bodies, heroin (ha ha- just wanted to see if you were paying attention), asian babies, confusing people by disregarding the socially prescribed norms, surgery shows, perky breasts, belly buttons, dank, freckles, midnight drives to nowhere, puns, deep debates, surprises, walking barefoot, live music
Dislikes: poor cellphone reception, anything artificially grape flavored, body fat, fakes, insensitivity, you, stereotypes, country music, neck massages, fickleness, protuberant dimpled flesh, botched boob jobs, schwag, mayonnaise, body hair, squishy bananas, bubbles, republicans, cellulite, dance clubs, ignorance
