My name is not really COLIN, That's an in-joke!!!
I have been described this way
A MUSICAL COMEDY ACT OF THE STAGE AND SMALL SCREEN.
* Whispered* (Look He thinks he's funny humour him and he might go away.)
I AM a multi-instrumentalist, singer-singer writer,
author/playwright with more than a taste for dry,
intelligent, self depreciating humour
( above.)
A gift from a very special fan. next time if it's all the same to you Love, no offence I'd rather have a Porsche, preferably no lets be firm about this, it has to be Black.. Thank You. SOME REVIEWS.
" He barked his way through all the numbers Huskily"- The Guardian.
"My children ran screaming out of the room. I followed them." - Tony Blackburn
" That was Groovy"- Whispering Bob Harris.
"No talent, can't string a sentence together coherently, no sense of timing"- Jonathan Ross
"A boring 80's throwback, cheesy and a little too stale for my taste buds"-
Jonathon Ross
" This boy'll go long way mark my words.....just as soon as he's got his bike repaired "- Sir Terry Wogan
"Rubbish, utter rubbish "- Alistair Griffin.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your Theme Song is Soak Up The Sun by Sheryl Crow,
"I've got no one to blame
For every time I feel lame
I'm looking up"
You're laid back, optimistic, and very together
Like the sun, people feel warm and comfortable around you, but only when you're really drunk, the rest of the time OUCH! Prickly and Grumpy!!
What's Your Theme Song?
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