Watch this through once. then watch it again.
It Took Me 24 Years To Learn:
The root of fear is having no options.
Billy Joel rocks my socks. Journey is pretty rad too.
One of the hardest things to do is to take the initiative and resist waiting. A reoccuring theme in my life is "oh shit... too late!" be it meeting deadlines, relationships, turning in homework, or getting bread out of the toaster. No more.
It took me 24 years to learn to be content with myself, yet I will never assuage the desire to better and greater than whatever I become.
Somebody somewhere has it worse off than you, so quit yer bitchin... unless you just happen to that person.
Being happy and positive around others is a moral responsibility.
Some part of me always feels bad when I walk into the restroom as the custodian walks out. I feel like i'm on a mission to destroy all his hard work.
I take so much for granted in my life... like always having toilet paper and an ipod. There are starving children in Africa with no ipods.
It's not the big things that are worth remembering, but the small things. Small gestures, words spoken, and all the subtle nuances that make life colorful draws the line between simply being alive and thriving.
Contrary to popular beliefs, religiosity is not measured on a linear scale.
To say all religions are just as equal and valid as the other is an insult to all religions... except for the Unitarians.
If everybody in the world simply did the things they said they'd do, the world would be a very different place.
The more I get, the more I want. If I only learned to stop wanting more, I would be able to appreciate the things I have... and the things I am glad I don't have.
Musicians do not make good politicians
People only want what they can't have, irregardless of her name.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
If you can, bring a puppy to a party.
Nobody really wants a job. They just want paychecks.
People who truly love their job for reasons beyond money make the best volunteers.
There are few things more violent than a modern day peace protester.
Partying is no longer partying when you need others to help.
"When the train leaves the station, it keeps going" is a good policy to have.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
The residents of the island of Lesbos are Lesbosians, not Lesbians.
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
You should not confuse your career with your life.
Never lick a steak knife.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
Your friends love you anyway.
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
