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Alise

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About Me

Straight up I am a weirdo well not really but thats what most people call me because of my facination of deadly animals, heavy metal and all things dark!!! I tend to live in my head which is a fantastic and hilarious place to be!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

RAMMSTEIN, cole and dylan sprouse, jim carrey, george bush so that i can boot him in the balls with my size nines!!! and tony blair cause i've got a baseball bat wae his name on it!!! Also justin Somper because he has written the most addictive set of books ever: the Vampirates.

My Blog

Exterminate!

Exterminate!You scream when you see themYou call out for helpYou try to kill themThe pain you causeBut never knowinglyYou destroy themAnd their homesThey see you as deathAs you only kill themThink for...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 17:47:00 GMT

Heres a crude one called Pleasure

PleasureIf you can't find a mateJust masterbateIf no one like you You know what to doGet the hand creamAnd make it gleamPleasure yourself madlyBecause it's very manlyBut remember to clean up after you...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 17:37:00 GMT

The fatal Biscuit

The Fatal biscuitI was attacked by a custard cream last night It was scary and gave me a nasty bite!It opened its biscuit jawsAnd out came its creamy tongueI looked out  my bed And there it was o...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 17:12:00 GMT