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Jay

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About Me

I'm a semi-intelligent, quasi-talented, not unattractive, long haired, southern white boy. Originally from Bainbridge Georgia, I now call Sand Mountain home(Albertville) and actually like it. There was a really hot chick, Allison Daniel, that I went to high school with who wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire...I eventually married her, guess I showed her hehe, amazingly she hasn't divorced me yet. We have two beautiful daughters, Zoe and Gracie that are growing up way too fast. I just hope I can teach em a few things before they start to hate me lol. Oh yeah, and I play guitar in the band Okra, check us out sometime, I'd really appreciate it.

My Interests

Music- I love music, I love playing it, I love listening to it. I'd rather be blind than deaf. Gaming- I fucking love first person shooters on the pc. The only console game I play is NCAA football on the 360, I love beating my friends with Ole Miss hehe Golf- OMG how can I love something that hates me so much. I'm a terrible golfer but for some reason a part of me insists that it's fun and whenever I have the time I run to the nearest cow pasture, give them 20 bucks, and take my beating. I have broken 90 once or twice lol *cough, cough*, the foot wedge is my favorite club...

I'd like to meet:

lottery officials with a winning ticket in my hand.

Music:

If it's good, I like it...

Movies:

Never go to 'em, I can wait til it comes out on HBO/Showtime.

Television:

College football, Family Guy, House, Veronica Mars, ESPN, Comedy Central, Braves baseball

Books:

Almost everything, but fantasy, horror and sci-fi are my faves. I enjoy reading and always have a book working, when I don't have a new one I reread something.

Heroes:

My Dad, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Dale Murphy, Paul Bear Bryant, Winston Churchill, Robert E. Lee, Tenacious D