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Favorite Quotes:
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."- bill cosby
"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."- mark twain
"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."-oscar wilde
"A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view." – Wilma Askinas
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."-mark twain
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."- mark twain
"You play the hand you're dealt. I think the game's worthwhile."- C.S. Lewis
"When you are arguing against Him you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all."(about God)-C.S.Lewis
"Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood."-Oscar Wilde
"America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."-Hunter S. Thompson
"Never interrupt me when I'm trying to interrupt you."-Winston Churchill,
"What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about? "- Curtis Spencer
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." -- Flip Wilson
"It's hard to beat a person who never gives up." - Babe Ruth
"May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope. " -Traditional Irish Curse
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.-?
I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."-unknown
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.- Jack handy
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.-Jacky Handy
