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Man About Town

About Me

My name is Griswold!! I am an attractive and secure adult male who is gainfully employed. I currently mop the restrooms of my local 7-11. If you love tasty hotdogs and Slurpees with a fifteen percent discount, then I'm your man! ...... Wait, that's not right. I really want to start things off on the right foot here. I'm not going to lie to you. I've been laid off from the 7-11 for about eight years now. My income consists of returning Orange Crush cans to the store and occasionally babysitting my neighbor's son, Gary, who lives upstairs from me. Let me tell you, it is a challenge chasing that rascal around in my motorized cart!! He's 6'2 and three hundred pounds or my name isn't Griswold. He's got the encephalitis of the brain and he is wily little fellow! Anyway, enough bragging about myself. I'd love to hear from you so drop me a note! Please. I am quite lonely. Especially for the company of ladies.*** GOOD NEWS FRIENDS! The leg amputation went fine! I am now officially a disABLED citizen and I expect to be treated as such! It's amazing how liberating it is to not be able to walk! Merry Christmas!!! This is Gary. Don't you just want to give him a great big bear hug????.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Now that I have reached my life goals for 2006 (getting bad leg amputated, painting a life size portrait of Lady Diana on my bathroom wall, bathing independently) I feel like I am finally ready to meet that special lady, Mrs. Griswold. Be warned: I am a man of discerning tastes. I would like to meet a lady of any age, race, appearance, height, weight, economic status, number of limbs, or physical or mental capacities. All Griswold asks is that you were born a woman. Actually, as long as you currently have or will soon have all the right lady parts, I would love to chat with you over a candlelight dinner.. .This is my friend Charlie. He is a "Level Three Offender". I'm not sure what that means. Maybe thats why he doesn't like it when I take his picture. Sometimes he tells me that he is going to "rock my world". I don't know what that means, either.

My Blog

ASK GRISWOLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello, friends! As the new year approaches, one of my New Year resolutions is to get to know all my friends a little better. Therefore, I will be holding an "ASK GRISWOLD" contest in which you, m...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:56:00 GMT

Christmas Spirits

Hello friends! It's been a while since I last posted a "bloge" , but I have been busy getting my leg amputated! I am now officially and legally "disABLED" and am hoping that the New York state governm...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 23:16:00 GMT

Griswold has been a good boy!!

Hello MySpace friends!! Several days ago I appealed to all of you on the behalf of Gary, my neighbor's son. Gary is a very special boy. You can see his photograph on my "Pictures" page. All Gary wants...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 14:31:00 GMT

Help Save Christmas for Gary!!

Hello MySpace friends!! Griswold needs your help! Christmas season is here, and my neighbor Jose's son, Gary, is counting on one of those newfangled PacMan vid-e-o games from Old St Nick (me) . I...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 14:13:00 GMT

Today was a good day

For all of you who were worried about me after my Thanksgiving fiasco, I'm here to say that Griswold is A-OK!! Even though I fell (twice) today, it was a wonderful day!! And I'll tell you why! Ev...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:32:00 GMT

A Poem inspired by my MySpace family

The Unicorn's Heart Bleeds Into a Vortex of Enlightenment When my friends leave comments on my profile page I feel as though a beautiful mermaid with female genitalia has floated into my bed but when ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:05:00 GMT

Delving into Griswold's psyche is fun!!!!!!!!!!

I love taking quizzes! I learn so much about myself!!! This was fun and informative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1. Have you ever made love to a beautiful woman and looked into her eyes as she moaned in exctacy and...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:06:00 GMT

WOW!!!!!!!!!

This morning when I logged into my MySpace Account, I saw that I have 24 friends!! Unbelievable!!! Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that I would have so many!! And I promise each and every one...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:13:00 GMT

Welcome myself to MySpace, please

Hello friends! Griswold is so happy that you are viewing his profile and considering him as a friend! I've never had so many friends before in my life! My best friend, Jose, was so jealous when I told...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:45:00 GMT