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About Me

(: i gotta keep this short: steamfitter local 638, loves eggs turkey american and avocado, has the best looking pitbull in all of Long Island, reads e-mail and the AP news around 5:15 on the long island rail road many days out of the week. Also, doesn't know how to spell avocado; uses spell check.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a woman who likes breakfast and bright eyes

My Blog

Lua

I know that it is freezing, but I think we have to walk I keep waving at the taxis, they keep turning their lights off But Julie knows a party at some actor's West side loft Supplies are endless in...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 00:53:00 GMT

JihadĀ Fail

http://failblog.org/2009/02/09/jihad-fail/more owned, pwned fail pix and vids
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:10:00 GMT

on the summer of 2007.

i really really miss that day that morning i woke up stupor-drunk after jess had broken up with me. me mark and billy went fishing allll day. i didn't have one fucking care in the world.and you know w...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:48:00 GMT

On vonnegut

My top five favorite Vonnegut quotes:5) The public health authorities never mention the main reason manyAmericans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairlysure, fairly honorable form...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:38:00 GMT

tl;dr

Top ten things i'm tired of:10: I'm tired being able to pick out south american immigration on the highway by the sound of an over-extorted exhaust, rattling chrome painted plastic, and "custom" tail ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:39:00 GMT

I might just go to heaven.

Contrary to my outward appearance, i'm not a bad guy. I was in autozone and a woman came in asking for a gas can that her daughter broke down on middle country road. I told her i had my truck and a to...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:44:00 GMT

speak truth to power

Ten totally-honest personal truths1. I go into mental-panics where I think "i must look like the biggest asshole. i'd better not say anything stupid."2. When I get scared I do one of two things: I shy...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:56:00 GMT

2:16

I'd like to get away from earth awhileAnd then come back to it and begin over.-Robert Frost
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 23:17:00 GMT