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Short version:
I'm Mister Duane D. D. v9.8 [MMT], and I'm getting introverted.Oh, and go to Poke restaurant (check your Zagat if you have one), now located at 343 e85th st, down the block from its old location.
Longer, more disjointed version:
I can't shake the feeling that I'm squandering my youth. This racism is killin' me inside. My screenname on AIM is Disjoint Set (Feel free to IM me...but you should still contact me via myspace first). "Burping" is my favorite part of any tupperware related experience. I flirt too much, and not at all well. I'm a pervert, but I'm trying not to be. When I own a home, I'm going to soundproof the bathrooms so people can assplode with impunity. I'm a firm believer in reciprocity. I verb words all the time. When I type "teh" it's intentional. I use the prefix "Inter-" to denote taking place on or over the Interweb. People seem to find me most amusing when I'm being serious. I'm socially allergic to sex, but physically addicted. I think it's completely hilarious anytime a fictional character says, "This is real life." I'm all about proper homophone usage. I'm in several circles of friends, but on the outer rim of most of them. The feeling of an oncoming sneeze that doesn't come is worse to me than starting the sex and not making my shot. Instead of "from the get-go" or anything like that, I say "from t=0". My mother always used to tell me, "If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything" and I believe it. I ninja in the night. I've actively watched more sunrises than I have sunsets. I used to think I was an insomniac, but realized it was more accurate to say I was nocturnal. I keep the words "Temet Nosce" in every iteration of m y AIM profile. When I browse myspace profiles, first I look at the headline and location, then I look at the status and "here for," then I view more pics, then I read everything else. In AIM I use a red font. I think "this sucks" should refer to positive things (think about it). I count on my hands in binary. I think popped collars are the dumbest thing since collars themselves. If ever granted three wishes, one of them would be to know every language. I type Dvorak. I have stacks of books in my room I am yet to read, but still buy new books regularly. The only rims I'll ever own will be on my glasses. I always watch movies with the captions on. I carry around a little notebook to jot quotes reminders, and other things in. I guess I'm just a little different because I do love dem hoes. According to emode.com's (now web.tickle.com) IQ test, I'm a visionary philosopher. I simultaneously believe that love is everything, and that love is not enough.-D³