I'm a mental.
All my colleagues at work call me mental margie.
Because my name is margret and i'm absolutely bloody mental.
I'm a right nutter.
Sometimes i go to work with my blouse on backwards so all the buttons are done up my back and people go:
"Marge your blouse is on backwards again"
Its a right laugh.
And i know what they're thinking i know they're thinking:
"cor blimey, that margie is a right mentalist... what a laugh"
