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Shady

Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.

About Me

I'm swell.

My Interests

Poker. Bourbon. Blowing money faster than I can earn it. Watching enough forensic programming to pull off the perfect murder. Laying on the couch with Walton. Writing the not-so-great American novel - again.

I'd like to meet:

No one. My dance card is already full. In fact, I'd like to un-meet some people.

Music:

Music that doesn't remind me that there are too many whiney bitches out there that were given record deals. The Monkees. Bad Religion. Pre-Ill Communication Beastie Boys. Dead Kennedys. God this could go on forever.

Movies:

Boondock Saints. Sin City. Slapshot. Tombstone. The Rock. God this could go on forever.

Television:

Forensic Files. American Justice. City Confidential. Cold Case Files. Match Game. Press Your Luck. Whose Line is it Anyway (original British version).

Books:

All of them. Even the bad ones make you think.

Heroes:

Heroes are for children and sissies. Be your own. If you can't look up to yourself, change.