Alien elephants may not be real, but those bloods walruses are! |
And hello once again my beautiful people!!Yes, it is I, back from where ever the fuck I've been whilst not posting on here!As per usual not much has happened on this end of the planetary zoom lens but...
Posted by Carsten on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 06:37:00 PST |
Ohshitpleasehelpmelawd! |
I don't know what's happening.I must have been abducted by aliens.Why?I can't stop watching America's Next Top Model.What the hell is wrong with me? o_O
Posted by Carsten on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:43:00 PST |
Pancake toast is great for platypus rings. |
HOWDEEEEE!!!!No, I'm not dead. Just away a little. I should really try blog more often, but with my internetlessness at home and work getting busier and busier it's not easy. So anyways, much has been...
Posted by Carsten on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:22:00 PST |
Vibrating caterpillar feet make great back massagers. |
Once again I grace these blog pages with my presence.It's been a while sonce my last blog, but boredom's become my mental laxative and now I'm about to have a regular cranial movement.This is really s...
Posted by Carsten on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:22:00 PST |
Making honey from nut wine is like corkscrews doing the funky funk. |
Well hello my followers...It's been a horrible week in which I have battled with the ratbitch known as Flu and the cuntscab known as Sinus Infection. Over $200 gone in doctors and antibiotics. Not fun...
Posted by Carsten on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:05:00 PST |
Funky Spoons Intoxicate Tetris Playing Weevils. |
Once again I grace these blog pages with my presence. I've been away from work (thus internet also) for a week- I decided to take a week off over my birthday. Had a fab and funky time off- sleeping in...
Posted by Carsten on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:39:00 PST |
Pasta in a bag makes great shoe furniture. |
Why howdy, tiddliwinks! How are we?
I know it's been a while since my last blog post and I must say this every time, but the yams are squishy and can't type for me.
I'm sitting here with a half hour t...
Posted by Carsten on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:37:00 PST |
Wet children are like hot tomatoes in plastic sap- spewey. |
Hello darlings!It's beena while since my last blog post. I do apologise, but I've been busy. Busy doing stuff. The kind of stuff that makes one busy.The weekend was quite enjoyable. Friday night went ...
Posted by Carsten on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:08:00 PST |
If sandwiches have the same IQ as pickles why aren’t they purple? |
OK, second attempt at posting this blog- fucking myspace crashed on me. >:(Donelle and I hit Jumbo Video on Monday night and OH MY FUCKING GOD they have so much we want to see! We decided on a select ...
Posted by Carsten on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:29:00 PST |
Sockfish aren’t muppets, dammit! |
Oh.My.GOD.FutureMusic was fucking awesome.I danced my tits off, and still sore from it. Chemical Brothers kicked ass- I'll upload the photos I took when I figure out how to get them off my phone. lolA...
Posted by Carsten on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:28:00 PST |
