"Id like ta kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair." |
Thinking of you...Talking to somebody else, somebody I could almost pretend to be distracted in..Someone who could nearly be somebody who wasn't you...... and then I found myself thinking of you... wo... Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:07:00 GMT |
"What you know about women would fill an atom-sized piece of toilet paper" |
Who the hell do you think you are?Ok, in concession to the fact the statement above tends to break out during a sarcastic bitch girlfriend/wife rant and I am categorically opposed to the concept that ... Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 21:43:00 GMT |
"Remember.... being in love should make you smile once in a while" |
Another bullshit Valentine's Day....Before bombarding me with drivel commiserating or tossing out the usual sour grapes commentary, make a note that I do have the mandatory bouquet of flowers and have... Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:34:00 GMT |
"Are you actually saying those words?" |
I'm beginning to question my ability to operate a cell phone with my own best interest at heart, what appears to may be a pattern is beginning to emerge with last night's blatant disregard of the aler... Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:13:00 GMT |
"You’ve got to stop the Q-tip if there’s resistance!" |
I loathe stupid people.I know that may sound awful, but before you judge too harshly please allow me to qualify the statement with what happened to me today.My phone rings. With the ever-decreasing po... Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:50:00 GMT |
" Tim went to a fire and now he doesn’t have a face" |
Its amazing how after nearly an entire decade dedicated to overcoming the preset station in my head programmed to reduce me to a stammering child in the face of parental disapproval....
My dad did it ... Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 13:42:00 GMT |
"you gotta stop listening to the bullshit or become the person they’re actually talking about" |
I have a tough time during the holidays. Three months of the year are always really hard for me and I'm aware that being able to breath a bit easier may not actually be a loosing of steel bands encirc... Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 13:20:00 GMT |
"Ouch... there truly is nothing quite like the agony of a toothache." |
And yet....
Another roll of Lifesavers
one more box of DOTS
Chewy Gobstoppers strike again
Somebody kill me now.
Maybe there is something to their theory about sexual frustration
Then again
Fuck... Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:15:00 GMT |
"Look around you, do you really think anybody gives a fuck about what is really going on?" |
Took a moment out of my day to jot down my innermost thoughts and feelings... Tore those up and opted to throw a few online instead, I know you all have missed me dreadfully during my overlong haitus ... Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:00 GMT |
"sometimes the hardest things to do are the only things worth doing" |
Today is a good day. With that thought in mind, God I will be glad when it's actually over. Exhausted with the focused effort to put one foot in front of the other and follow through. Things aren't a... Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:44:00 GMT |