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BREE%

rectal examination!

About Me

rolly polly fish heads are never seen drinking cappucino in Italian restaurants with oriental women

My Interests

bowel movements

I'd like to meet:

I really do love David Cross.
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Music:

empirical noise, it's post-post-modern

Movies:

How the West was Fun, Wes Anderson, Fellini, Truffaut, Bergman, Kubrick are my favorites but there are too many to mention. Rushmore, Boogie Nights, Pulp Fiction, The Jerk, American Psycho, Happiness, 400 Blows, Jules and Jim, Royal Tenenbaums, Young Frankenstein, Blue Velvet, Wayne's World (who doesn't?) Goodfellas, The Godfather (I and II), Dr. Strangelove, This is Spinal Tap, Vertigo, Meet the Feebles, Being John Malkovich, Annie Hall, Manhattan, The Graduate, 8 1/2, La Dolce Vita, Personna, Bottle Rocket, Ghostbusters, Seventh Seal, Raging Bull, and many more....

Television:

Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python's Flying Circus round off my top three. Also,The Office (British version) and Upright Citizens Brigade

Heroes:

Ronald McDonald

My Blog

getting old???

so what's the deal with that? My 10 year reunion is next summer. yeah, does that mean I'm getting old? I don't feel old, but sometimes I'll see a picture of someone I went to high school with and not ...
Posted by BREE% on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:28:00 PST

about my (shitty) test...

ok, so it's rather obvious that I was running out of questions to ask....and I was bored. Here's a few things I will clarify: I hate 420 people HATE HATE HATE. It's the lamest thing ever, and although...
Posted by BREE% on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:14:00 PST

Grindhouse

FUCK YEAH!!! yes, that IS three, count them, three exclaimation points. More later, right now...bed. Librarians need sleep, too.
Posted by BREE% on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

Goodbye Mr. Aiken

So I've finally decided to rid my page of Clay. Well, the picture will still be there but I found myself getting annoyed at visiting my own page. I guess that pretty much was the point but the joke is...
Posted by BREE% on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST

poop

Being angry makes me angry, it's a vicious cycle....
Posted by BREE% on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:57:00 PST

Really, not dead

I just moved. I know its been a while, but I've been busy. I now reside with Miss Beth Vetter on the other half of Mr. Noah Schafer's duplex. It's been fun and you should stop by and see me sometime. ...
Posted by BREE% on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:22:00 PST

settled

I've been feeling a bit more in control so I'm not going to whine anymore. Plus things are looking pretty awesome now, more news later. I tried to go bowling last night but it took too long to get a l...
Posted by BREE% on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST

unsettled

I've been feeling weird and uneasy the past few days. I have a problem that I'm not even sure is a problem but my brain makes it one. I guess I have to suck it up and know I'll be o.k. and that everyt...
Posted by BREE% on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:09:00 PST

Life's a Bitch

At work I usually zone out a tad when in the process of doing mindless tasks, ie. shelving. Consequently, I also find many things about human nature that sort of piss me off simply by seeing what peop...
Posted by BREE% on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST

Me

I am afraid to be direct and ask for what I want because rejection scares the shit out of me. So basically I am not really living life because I can't bring myself to take a fucking chance. Safe safe ...
Posted by BREE% on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST