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Hosting THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW... by alwayzhammertimeName? Nicknames?: jake -slim
Birth date?: 2-7-92
Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: yes
What are you wearing right now?: my birthday suit
Who do you live with?: people
Do you have any pets?: yes
What's your favorite food?: hot wings
Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: 3.0
What's your major?:
Is your room messy or clean right now?: i live in a box
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: naty light
What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: mt. dew
How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: its bad
If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: no
How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: none
What's your favorite clothing store?: victoria's secret
Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: no
When was the last time you were on a diet?: ha
Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: worm rancher
What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: dont set goals so you dont get disapointed when you dont meet them
What is your favorite type of fast food?: mac shack
Have you ever truly been in love?: no
Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: no
What kind of car do you drive?: no
Where did you go on your funnest vacation?: florida
What's your favorite holiday?: christmas
What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: football- football
Where did/will you go for your 21st birthday?: totty bar in vegas
Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: get ready
Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: bar
How many car accidents have you been in? How many were your fault?: none
Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?: yea
Who was the last person you spoke on the telephone with?: gooch
Do you chew on the straw?: yea
What are you listening to right now?: the carter
What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?: drew carry
When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: never
What brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?: nike
What did you dress up as last Halloween?: nope
What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: that one kind
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: my mommy
What do you have on your bedroom walls?: posters
What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?: hog wild yes
About how many friends from high school do you still talk to?: all
What are you biggest peeves?: hairy balls
Are your parents still together?: yes
What is your favorite color?: blue
What sports did you play in high school?: football
Are you a lover or a fighter?: lover
Do you read the Bible?: no
Do you like to go camping?: yes
I know you don't like books, so what is your favorite magazine?: field and stream
Do you keep a journal?: no
What's your favorite animal?: a dog
When is the last time you puked?: last weekend
Have you ever broken any bones?: no
Can you drive a stick-shift car?: yes
Who is your favorite actor/actress?: christopher titus
Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: no
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?: a thong
What cologne/perfume do you wear?: axe
Wal-Mart or Target?: wal mart
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or major crush? Who is it!?: mrs. wnuk
What size bed do you have in your room?: full
What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: blue cheese
Are you more like your mom or your dad?: dad
Do you floss your teeth?: no
Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?: snuffleupagus
How long was your longest relationship?: nope
Why did it end?:
Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: yesx3
Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: outgoing
Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: yes
What is your main ring tone on your phone?: the way i live
When is the last time you worked out?: this morning
Who is your favorite professional athlete?: T.O
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: football player
Do you know how to sew?: very well
About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: 1
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: long
Have you ever been to the stripclub?: no
What was the last shot you took? When was this?: jack
What are your bad habits?: i kill kittens
Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
What was the last live sporting event you attended?: basketball game
Do you consider yourself to be religious?: no
Have you ever ridden in an ambulence?: yea
Did you ever wear braces?: yea
Are you artistic/creative?: both
What kind of mood are you in right now?: outstanding
What time is it?: 19:42
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***100 Nosey Questions*** by longtallsally28
The Basics
Name: Jake King
Age: 15
Month of birth: February
Any Siblings?: 2
Parents still married?: yup
Occupation: student
Do you like your job?: no
Any pets?: yes
Hair color: blonde
Eye color: blue
Shoe size: 13
Any Tattoos?: nope
Any Piercings?: no
Current mood: great
Current wardobe choice: shorts t-shirt
What are you listening to?: through some D's on that bitch
Who did you last speak with on the phone?: my mommy
What do you currently smell like?: hollister cologne
Last....
Movie you watched: Accepted
Magazine you looked at: Dirt Wheels
Thing you ate: cereal
Book you read: dont have a clue!?!?!?
T.v. show you watched: The Amazing Jonathan
Time you cried: No clue
Took a shower: like an hour ago
Got a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail): dont remember
Ate at a restaurant (not fast food): Not a clue
CD you bought: i take the illegal way outta this one
What is/was....
The best thing to happen to you today?: kicked in the balls
Your most prized possession: my 4wheeler
Your first vehicle: nope
Your current vehicle: nope
Your favorite quote: fuck that
You bedtime (on average): 12:00 a.m.
Your best trait/characteristic: dont no
Your worst trait/characteristic: dont no
Do You....
Store things under your bed: yup
Daydream: yup
Have a computer at home: yeah
Live in the city, suburbs or country: country
Live in a home, apartment, duples or mobile home: home
Own a cell phone: yes
Have a good luck charm: im not gay
Collect anything: once again, im not gay
Attend high school or college: highschool
Make good grades: ehh.... kinda
Have You Ever....
Had a surgery?: nope
Had teeth pulled?: yup
Broke the law intentionally: uhhhh........ No ;)
Ran away from home?: yes
Broke a bone?: no
Cheated on a test/exam: yes
Had a friend pass away: yes
Been issued a citation/traffic ticket: nope
Been in an auto accident: yes
Lied to someone: uhhh...YEAH
Been lied to: yes
Your Favorite....
Place to be: hell
Place to visit: florida
Place to chill: parties
Non-Alcoholic drink: mt. dew
Alcoholic drink: natty light
Type of food: hot wings
Meal/Food dish: uhh..
Dessert: ice cream
Shampoo & Conditioner: red zone
Toothpaste: w/e mom buys
Salad dressing: ranch
Ice cream: cookie dough
Fast food establishment: mak shack
Color: green
Season: summer
Holiday: Christmas
Perfume/Cologne: hollister
Video Game: GTA San Andreas
T.V. show: somthin on comdey central
Smells: idk
Article of clothing: dont have one
Book: ha
Children's Book: ha
Candy: 3 musketteers
Car: Camaro
Do You Believe....
In Karma: it would help if i new wtf it was
In God: yes
In Heaven & Hell: yes
That aliens exist (extraterrestrial variety, not illegal aliens): no
That ghosts exist: yes
In horoscopes: no
In others you know (family, friends, co-workers etc): yes
In yourself: yes
Your Opinion....
On the death penalty: right on
On reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in schools: yea
On homosexuals in the military: no
The war in the Middle East: yes
Schwarzeneggar...Governor or Terminator: Terminator
Current gas/fuel prices: gay.... too high
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The Incredibly Long Survey About You (T.I.L.S.A.Y.) by blue_lightning_angel
Basics
Name: you know by now
Age: 15
Sex: male
Date of Birth: 2/7/92
Hair Color: blonde
Eye Color: blue
Race: white
Favorite. . .
Color(s): green
Food: wings
Drink: mt. dew
Television Show: idk
Movie: American pie
Song: sooner or later
Artist: idk
Place to be: idk
Stuffed animal: i burnem
Pet: dog
Person: Trish Stratus
Game: beer pong
Clothing brand/style: idk
What do you want in the opposite sex?
Hair color: blonde brunette
Eye color: dont matter
Tatoos: ehh.. idc
Peircings: thats fine
Body Type: HOTT!!!!
Do they have to be rich?: nah
Do they have to be popular?: nah
Personality or Looks?: personallity
This or that?
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
Vanilla or Chocolate: vanilla
Black or White: if its white its right if its black thro it back
Cats or Dogs: dogs
Sink or Swim: swim
Lake or Ocean: ocean
Night or Day: night
Half Full or Half Empty: half full
Desktops or Laptops: desktops
Playstation or Xbox: playstation
Summer or Winter: Summer
Cold or Warm: warm
Cowboys or Indians: cowboys
Lover or Fighter: fighter
Car or Truck: truck
Cup or Glass: glass
Fork or Spoon: fork
Walking or Running: u should no
The Fast or The Furious: furious
What do you think of when I say. . .
Soup: chicken
Wardrobe Malfunction: popped out titty
Heaven: great
Hell: hot
Cucumber: big
Salad: good
Big Mac: amazing
Sexy: damn
Pirates: fags
Significant: important
Beautiful: hott
Lion: kitty
Blues Clues: fuckin homos
Rainbow: trippin on acid
Cloud: bunny
Rapper: B-Rad
Gangsta: nigga
White and Nerdy: ridin dirty
Lolli pop: whore
Wave: surf
Fad: ppl trying to impress ppl
Aliens: fake
Ghost: scary
Survey: aight
Do you or have you ever had. . .
A piercing: yes
A tattoo: no
A sibling: yes
Parents that are still together: yes
A boyfriend/girlfriend: yes
A husband/wife: no
A child: i dont believe
A really wild party while your parents were away?: yes
An alcoholic beverage: yes
A pet of your own: yes
A house of your own: no
A car of your own: no
An iPod: yes
Do you. . .
Smoke: no
Drink: yes
Do drugs: nope
Hug on the first date: nope
Kiss on the first date: yes
'Do it' on the first date: definatley
Shower Daily: yes
Brush your teeth daily: yes
Keep your room clean: kinda
Do all your homework: nope
Plan on going to college: yes
Do you believe in. . .
God/Heaven: yes
Satan/Hell: kinda "fag"
Ghosts: yes
Aliens: no
Witches/wizards: 1 lives in my closet
Magic: kinda
Big Foot/Sasquatch/Abominable Snowmen: totaly
The past life: yes
Global Warming: yes
Humanism: sure
Scienceology: dont give a fuck
Hinduism: fags
Buddism: fat asses
Taoism: idk
Wiccaism: fuckin i dont no
~*~Random~*~
What's your middle name?: scott
Have any Nicknames?: slim
What is your favorite name?: King
What do you wish your name was?: Hugh Heffner
What is your favorite season?: Summer
Do you drink alot of water?: yes
Do you have a pet?: yes
Do you have a computer at your house?: yes
Do you live in an apartment, house, trailor or other?: house
Favorite place to chill?: Friends house
Favorite place to visit?: Florida
Ever have an imaginary friend?: yes
If so, what was their name?: Randy
Ever eaten something really disgusting?: yes
Do you work out?: yes
Have you ever gotten arrested?: not yet
If so, for what?:
Have you ever cheated on someone?: no
Has anyone ever cheated on you?: yes
Have you ever kissed a stranger?: no
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: no
have you ever gotten drunk?: Never
Could you ever be a vegitarian?: hell no
Can you sing?: not good
Can you dance?: yes
Can you draw, paint, color well?: yes
Do you have a job?: yes
Do you like tape?: fuck yeah..... duct
Do you like glue?: sure... tastes good
Can you solve a Rubik's Cube?: fuck no
How did you like this survey?: its ok
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Have you ever? by neutron
smoked a cigarette?: yes
smoked a cigar?: yes
done drugs?: no
drank alcohol?: yes
been in love?: not really
been dumped?: yup
shoplifted?: sorta
been fired?: nope
been in a fight?: yes
snuck out of your house?: yes
been arrested?: not really
made out with a stranger?: nope
gone out on a blind date?: nope
lied to a friend?: yes
had a crush on a teacher?: uhhh... no
skipped school?: yes
slept with a co-worker?: no
seen someone die?: yes
had/have a crush on 1 of your myspace friends: kinda
been to Canada?: no
been to Mexico?: no
been on a plane?: yes
thrown up from drinking?: duhh
eaten sushi?: nope
been skiing?: no
been in an abusive relationship?: no
taken pain killers?: yes
love someone right now?: yes
laid on your back & watch the clouds?: ur gay
made a snow angel?: ur also gay
used a fake ID?: nope
watched the sunset?: not on purpose
touched a snake?: yes
felt an earthquake?: no
been tickeled?: uhh yeah
been robbed?: yes
been misunderstood?: yes
won a contest?: yeah
been suspended from school?: <