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mamamamara

SHUT UP! my fishy vag is delicious like a tuna sandwich!

About Me


the Queen Bee-yotch.
the pimps have costume parties in march.
straight country clubbin.
hi i'm mara. and i'm half of thee most vicious pair of UNLV cheerleaders you'll ever meet.
you don't have to like it & i don't have to care cuz baby i'm ridin it til the wheels fall off.
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii i'm mara. i'm 20, i go to school @ Cal Poly Pomona and i effin LOVE IT, i work at IKEAAAAA and that pretty much kicks ass too. i'm funny. i'm nice. unless you mess with me, in which case i'm a biiig bitch. i love my family. i love my friends..i have the best ones on earth. seriously. if you're not one of my friends or you don't know my friends...it must suck to be you. i like ice cream, summer, flip flops, text messages, jewelery, skuLLs & cRoSSbones, pirates, making mon-ayyyy, laughing, musica, good books, good movies, being a violet for ΣAE, the best effin fraternity on EARTH, my TriPLE ThReAt girls, my CHG, hot men, road trips, hot pink & black & white and being loud and random. basically, i'm pretty fuckin AWESOME and that's about all you need to know.
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My Interests

nudie beaches!
muahahaa

the SHiT.

sober sisters.

BKC♥ babyyy

bees ♥ showgirls.

graciecakes

HOW TO ATTRACT MEN 101.

the definition of leisure.

my favorite...aLLy boyyyyEEEE


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I'd like to meet:

you & your mom.

Music:

anything && everything.

Movies:

the ones i make that they sell ....ooOOohwUt!? ;]

Television:

scrubs.

isn't my husband attractive!? oh, zach braff! *sigh* hahaa

Books:

good ones.

Heroes:



my fan club president of course!

the lovers.