MARINA

Hi everyone! I moved here almost...uh..4 years ago now but only for the moment. After that...who knows?? I've always wanted to move on the East Coast someplace or live in a small-town where everyone knows each other's name and each other's business! I'm really super into fitness right now cause lets face it ladies...we get fat as we get older! We get married, get comfortable, pop out some kids, get even more comfortable...and then before we know it...we're sitting on the couch one day watching soap operas, miserable at 300lbs, cooking fatty foods for a family of 5, waiting on a lazy, ungrateful husband who never shows your affection anymore and you're wondering to yourself How the FUCK did I let myself get this way??? I'll tell you how, Ladies... CAUSE YOU COULDN'T PUT DOWN THE CRISPY CREAM AND GO TO THE GYM WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!!! There are very few things in the world that merit the phrase beginning with I'll be damned if I ever... and for me, sitting on that couch at 35, wondering why I didnt decide to take control of my life and my body at 25 is one of those things! It's right up there with having obese children. Sorry if you're one of those parents who do have fat kids, its really a shame and I'm sorry for your kid. :-( Just remember this the next time he comes home crying cause the kids at school are calling him Moo-Cow and fatty-cakes... It's YOUR goddamn fault! STOP FEEDING HIM!!! K, well that's enough about me for now. If you wanna know more, just hit me up!