"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before." -Ellen DeGeneres
I LOVE:
My Fiance, Nick! BMX Racing, road trips, my 2003 Lancer! 1 cent beers! being lazy, Mulligan's, being a pirate, eating fudgicles, living in downtown Boise, going barhopping, being drunk for an entire day, snowboarding, chapstick, building dirt jumps, throwing things off of buildings, stealing silverware from restaurants, living with the 2 most badass people I have ever met, cosmic bowling, pool parties! watching movies, rum for breakfast, mullets, listening to music full blast in the car, singing to the music that is full blast in the car, playing super nintendo, airsoft guns, eating candy, Shari's at midnight, laughing at people when they get hurt, driving like a maniac, pillaging, laughing when people miss their chair and fall on the floor, Las Vegas, being dared to eat crazy-gross things, riding my bike around town, fruit snacks, energy drinks, going to concerts, making people laugh, 25 cent tattoos, robots, riding on my brothers handlebars through traffic, Portland, coloring even though I suck at it, cowbell, plastic dinosaurs, breakfast for dinner, playing Geometry Wars, coffee, Warped Tour, bubbles, old school saturday morning cartoons, unicorns, watching Star Wars, friends, stealing shopping carts, being retarded, late night Wal*Mart runs to buy airsoft guns, looking at the stars, hitting shopping carts with my old car, Winco and all its glorious bulk candy, staying up way too late, stealing candy from little kids, riding my bike, laughing so hard it hurts, Jones Soda, writing terrible poetry, doing stupid things, tripping people, living like there's no tomorrow, eating cereal, and sleeping in.
I don't love:
Morons, conceited people, drama, people who can't take my jokes, Pocatello, being egged at 2am while innocently driving through town, seafood, getting whipped with a wet towel, throwing up, rude awakenings with loud music, having 2 jobs, waking up early, eggs unless they are scrambled, liars, the fact that I don't own a time machine, running, jellyfish, being late, jerks, and being broke.
I'd like to meet:
People that have hair, or ones that don't, thats cool too, unless you're a skinhead, then no. People that can snowboard faster than me [its a short list so far:)], People that don't take myspace too seriously. People that can touch their nose with their tongue. People that eat other people. People who have a higher IQ than a sack of doorknobs. People who like to have beer chugging contests. People who care enough to call me on my birthday. People who know the meaning of the word perspicacity. Oh and people who do not consider themselves hippies, because being a hippy is just one step away from being a hobo, and I hate hobos.
Music:
NOFX, Reel Big Fish, Anti-Flag, From First to Last, Tsunami Bomb, Journey, Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Thrice, Guttermouth, Motion City Soundtrack, Avenged Sevenfold, Senses Fail, Transplants, The Academy Is, Bouncing Souls, Mad Caddies, Thursday, All American Rejects, Tenacious D, HelloGoodbye, Yellowcard, Deftones, From First to Last, Sugarcult, Cake, Mest, Ataris, Millencolin, Poison the Well, The Used, Save Ferris, Story of the Year, RAMONES, Carpe Diem, The Clash, Aha, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Flogging Molly, The Matches
"Go to Work Wasted" by NOFX
I'm overhung, overslept.
I'm ripe, desheveld, perfectly unkempt.
I like my drink mid toast and eggs.
The best bloody mary you've ever tasted.
Go to work wasted.
Go to work bombed.
Ya gotta pull a shot before you start the job.
I wanna operate heavy machinery.
I wanna watch online pornography.
You gotta go to work high if you're getting paid low.
You gotta put your nose to the grindstone stoned.
That elbow grease will get you fucked.
You don't wanna be a jerk or smuck. fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Movies:
Beerfest, Grandma's Boy, Joe Dirt, The Emperor's New Groove, Garden State, Dirty Work, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Orange County, Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, Little Mermaid, Requiem For A Dream, Clerks, Anchorman, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Billy Madison, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and 2, Office Space, Big Lebowski, Night at the Roxbury, Old School, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, School of Rock, Lord of the Rings, Intermission and STAR WARS!
Television:
My FAVORITE show is Late Night with Conan O'Brien. I also enjoy The Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, SEALAB 2021, Aqua teen hunger force, Tom goes to the Mayor, and Futurama.
Books:
A Catcher In The Rye by J.D. Salinger
Zero: A biography of a Dangerous Idea by Charles Seife
1984 and Animal Farm by George Orwell
A Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Captain Bob
Birthday: January 23
Birthplace: Idaho
Current Location: My apartment
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown like poo
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right-o
Your Heritage: German/Swiss
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse
Your Weakness: Booze. Haha
Your Fears: I thought I was over my fear of needles, but I guess not, haha
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduate! In December! YAY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use it anymore
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK MORNINGS!!
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm told my eyes.
Your Bedtime: 2am or later
Your Most Missed Memory: Causing trouble in high school with Sarah
Pepsi or Coke: MOUNTAIN DEW!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDizzle
Single or Group Dates: Group ones are fun, depending on the people
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Either
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE!!
Do you Smoke: I have a few times. Not a big fan at all.
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: Ha ha ha not very well
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: I am currently!
Do you want to go to College: I'm graduating in December
Do you want to get Married: I am in August!
Do you belive in yourself: YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO
Do you think you are Attractive: Meh
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah fuckin right
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Meh
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play bass, gonna start up again as soon as I graduate
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: EWWW no
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: ha ha no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just Nick's stuff ;)
Ever been Drunk: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ever been called a Tease: no?
Ever been Beaten up: DJ and I used to beat the shit out of each other
Ever Shoplifted: Just silverware from restaurants
How do you want to Die: Screaming and on fire ha ha
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't plan on growing up
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: Let's see, Nick is 5'10"ish
Weight: Don't care
Best Clothing Style: Hmm, Nick is wearing a Dropkick shirt, jeans, and Converse with Sailor Jerry designs on them, he's pretty hot :D
Number of Drugs I have taken: just pain pills from hurting myself racing bmx
Number of CDs I own: a billion
Number of Piercings: SEVEN. Too many? haha
Number of Tattoos: none yet :)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ZERO
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Heroes:
Me. Who else can rock the hospital gown the way I do? Ha ha!
