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No sex no drugs no wine no women no sin no you, no wonder it's dark.

About Me


Hello, my name's Alice.

I am making no progress with trying to like leeks.

I spend almost all of my time daydreaming about what might have been.

I wish I had a Yorkshire accent and could play the piano.

I also wish I had learned to drive when I was 17, like any normal person.

But other than that, I'm alright.

My Interests

drinking milkshakes, hair products (puting them on my hair, not drinking them), dancing so badly it clears a space around me, putting tea-cosies on my head when left alone with them, having exhausted hysterics in pizza hut, putting cans of beer in my pockets, falling over down or out of things, bathing in matey bubble bath, using one specific pink highlighter, pretending to live in national trust properties, eating childish teas as often as possible, smut and/or innuendo, ignoring the slugs in the kitchen, practicing my jaunty winning smile in the mirror,second hand bookshops staffed by Bernard Black-alikes, trying to find somewhere that sells pegbags, wearing a scarf at all times.

I'd like to meet:


A Jarvis Cocker sound a-like.

COMMENT:

Music:

Pezza's Music of the Now.

Chemical Brothers- Do It Again.
Patrick Wolf- Pumpkin Soup
Goldfrapp- Black Cherry (both the song and the album as a whole).
Bloc Party- Helicopter (Weird Science remix).
PJ Harvey- Who the Fuck.

Placebo are my favourite band. My Sharona by The Knack is my favourite song.

Movies:

The Pianist.
Rocky.
Life is Sweet.
Lolita.
Not Only but Always.

Television:

Mighty Boosh.
Black Books.
Any old toss featuring fat people and/or gratuitous pornography.

Books:

Jean-Paul Sartre - Nausia.

Heroes:

..."all our heros lack any conviction."

My Blog

Jarvcasts.

You really should all listen to Jarvis Cocker's 'Jarvcasts'- little recordings of him reading stories.(Google 'Jarvcast' and you'll find 1242352452 places to download them from.)He has the most wonder...
Posted by 4 7 2 3 9 8 5-1 4 2 9 7 8 on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:05:00 PST

Jeff Buckley.

I know I'm a little late posting this, since it's technically the 29th anymore, but RIP Jeff Buckley.I'm sitting here, tears pouring down my face as I listen to Grace. Says it all really."..But rememb...
Posted by 4 7 2 3 9 8 5-1 4 2 9 7 8 on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:37:00 PST

this is completely un-original.

When I was reading Rachy's blog, it made me think loads about all the things I miss. Another list, more for me than anything.I miss going to my Nanny's flat on Sundays when I lived in Leicester, and e...
Posted by 4 7 2 3 9 8 5-1 4 2 9 7 8 on Fri, 19 May 2006 01:15:00 PST

List-making the second.

I started a list of things I like a while ago, so I thought for comparative purposes I'd create on of things I don't like.Having to get up early for no good reason.Criticism.Cucumber.Losing my phone.T...
Posted by 4 7 2 3 9 8 5-1 4 2 9 7 8 on Fri, 19 May 2006 10:23:00 PST

List-making.

I'm not quite sure why I'm doing this, other than my compulsive list making tendancies.These things aren't part of my 'interests' or anything, but make me happy...sleeping until afternoon.pens. ('not ...
Posted by 4 7 2 3 9 8 5-1 4 2 9 7 8 on Sun, 07 May 2006 02:21:00 PST

I want you to know....

the following, even though I hardly know a lot of you, you mean a fuckload to me. Chances are, if you're not on here and you know me, you do too, you just see me enough to know that, and I tell you in...
Posted by 4 7 2 3 9 8 5-1 4 2 9 7 8 on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:24:00 PST

Though I'm so tired...

I feel like I might be edging towards (some might say 'another') complete nervous spaz-out.And the thought doesn't actually bother me. At all.I'm sure that must be bad in some way, but for now I'm con...
Posted by 4 7 2 3 9 8 5-1 4 2 9 7 8 on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 09:21:00 PST

Me and Kat are egg piercers.

So I went to see Kat yesterday and it was ace! We tried to make a boiled egg and failed (Lisa laughed at us!) because we wanted to use the 'egg piercer'- no, I still don't no what it's for, but we had...
Posted by 4 7 2 3 9 8 5-1 4 2 9 7 8 on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 07:50:00 PST