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Cancan Wench

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About Me

Espiring self-published novelist, Vintage Freak, love to have fun, dance, read, sing, and, what else, Write!!!! Current community college student. And I have a "thing" for masks and costumes of the theatrical/circus/burlesque persuasion.
The Survey
Name: Kerensa Hayes
Birthday: 12/05/87
Birthplace: Albany, NY
Current Location: MD
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown, colored crimson
Height: 5'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: Scotch-Irish, English, German, Swiss, Pennsylvania Dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today: Doc Martens
Your Weakness: pigeon toed right foot
Your Fears: spiders, deep water, driving, being forgotten
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese, pepperoni, applewood bacon, and a nice bottle of Barq's root beer!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish epic novel "Lights in the Sky"
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "What a Downer!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: What a weird dream!
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair: brings out my eyes
Your Bedtime: Midnight, or later
Your Most Missed Memory: leaving my best friend behind (you know who you are!)
Pepsi or Coke: Barq's all the way baby!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Niether---I prefer Wendy's for their baked potatoes
Single or Group Dates: wouldn't know; only been on single ones, which were nothing but awkward
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton has awesome white and green teas
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'm a shameless dark choclate fiend, hee-hee
Cappuccino or Coffee: I detest the wretched stuff! I likes my Frapps!
Do you Smoke: Oh! The very idea!
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: I'm currently scheming to audition for Sweeney Todd, if the rumour is true
Do you Shower Daily: Once a week; twice if i feel i need it
Have you Been in Love: I wrote a musical about it!!!!
Do you want to go to College: Recently finished my second year, on to my third. Unfortunately in the same place.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe...but i can't see it.
Do you believe in yourself: I'm a beautiful woman, and I know it!!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: I hate moving cars and gasoline....
Do you think you are Attractive: See "Do you believe in yourself"
Are you a Health Freak: Those people scare me
Do you get along with your Parents: Lately i've been quarreling with everyone but my mom...
Do you like Thunderstorms: We had a really nasty one earlier; it was disappointing because it made the night really drab
Do you play an Instrument: tried clarinet...not my thing
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I've developed a habit of sneaking sips of rum & Cokes when my parents aren't looking
In the past month have you Smoked: I get sick off the smell o' that shit!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never; done it three times in the past five years and hated it
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I call it going out with a buddy who's paying because i'm broke
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Been to the same one for weeks trying to get a job; that place bores me to tears
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I miss those things!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never
In the past month have you been on Stage: I miss the stage so fuckin' much!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes...if my trip to London was a week-long date.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm afraid of deep water, so no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'm no thief (she says as she stuffs a diamond necklace in her pocket.)
Ever been Drunk: Enough. It's not so bad, if you know what you're doing.
Ever been called a Tease: I've recently come to accept how i look and what i am, but i don't know if other people notice.
Ever been Beaten up: My little brother whacked me with a wooden stick for throwing my sandals at him; got an ugly, painful bruise on my leg; hurt like hell
Ever Shoplifted: I don't believe in that whole 'five finger discount' shit!
How do you want to Die: I want to be honored before i die...but i've yet to have a dream that tells me how i go.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm gonna be a screenwriter/actress, and no one's gonna stop me!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: France, Ireland, Germany; been to Italy, Greece, and the capitol of England (i really wanna see the rest, too).
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: jet black,sandy, or brown, like mine
Short or Long Hair: shoulder length turns me on (oooh, i just wanna run my hands through it...)
Height: mustn't tower over me to make me feel inferior, but i certainly don't want to tower over anyone (yeah, right!)
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: Whatever, as long as they're groomed; no military (i'm not big on guys in uniform)
Number of Drugs I have taken: does medicine count?
Number of CDs I own: I like a guy with an extensive musical library
Number of Piercings: No tongue or belly rings; everything else is fair game
Number of Tattoos: whatever; they're fun to look at, i just wouldn't want to get one; scared to death of needles.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hakuna Matata; leave the Past in the Past
Name: Evelyn Marie Liarely
Birthdate: 1/05/78
Birthplace: Whitefish, MT
Current Location: Hollywood, CA
Eye Color: robin's egg blue
Hair Color: red
Height: 5'5
Weight: not stepped on the scale in a long time...100Ibs.
Piercings: two (ears); had a nose ring in HS/college
Tatoos: none; hate needles
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Husband of seven years
Overused Phraze: "that's f***ing awesome!"
FAVORITES
Food: Italian
Candy: Milky Way Midnight
Number: 27---that was my best year; although i kinda miss 17.
Color: navy blue
Animal: Scarlet Macaw
Drink: Root Beer, and/or Cream Soda
Alcohol Drink: Takila!
Bagel: Poppyseed, half cream cheese, half margarine
Letter: E
Body Part on Opposite sex: the hands
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Root Beer
McDonalds or BurgerKing: I prefer sit-down restaruants or real Cafes
Strawberry or Watermelon: One or the other; and upon occasion, both
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot, steamy tea with honey, lemon, or mint
Chocolate or Vanilla Dark Chocolate; good for the teeth
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: I like intimacy in any form, emotion and all
Dog or Cat: Hard to say; I used to own a Scarlet Macaw
Rap or Punk: Used to date a 'punk rock' singer. A little of everything, if it sounds good
Summer or Winter: Fall, the in-between period
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Never understood horror films; funny
Love or Money: I have both, so it's tough to decide...
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever I'm finished working
Most Missed Memory: high school theatre productions
Best phyiscal feature: i get the most comments on my hair and eyes
First Thought Waking Up: Ah...another perfect day!
Goal for this year: Laugh a whole lot
Best Friends: Zoe, Jimmy, Mike, Lois...the list goes on and on!
Weakness: my tragic flaw...I can't say "no"
Fears: Spiders, deep water, being forgotten, pirates
Heritage: Half Irish, half English
Longest relationship: eight years and counting
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: I used to work at a 'girly bar', both on stage and behind the counter
Ever Smoked: Cigarettes? Yes; not proud of it
Pot: Yes; again, not proud of it
Ever been Drunk: Recently went to New York and got drunk off my ass at a girly bar; danced on stage...no more said.
Ever been beaten up: I'm usually the one that does the beating, in self-defense, of course; black belt in karate
Ever beaten someone up: Beat my former HS boyfriend/stalker to a pulp; husband is very proud of me
Ever Shoplifted: Once or twice, tough no need for it anymore; i'm rich!
Ever Skinny Dipped: Nearly every night in summer, with my Hubbie
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: I'm married!!! I've done far more than kiss!!
Been Dumped Lately: Why would anyone want to dump me?
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Jet black
Short or Long: Shoulder length turns me on
Height: 5'7 or taller
Style: Whatever he likes, which in this case is off-beat and maybe a little 'fruity' for a guy
Looks or Personality: I don't really know what attracted me to my husband; it just happened
Hot or Cute That's really all a matter of perception
Drugs and Alcohol: A little Alcohol's fine; but no drugs
Muscular or Really Skinny: healthy, and maybe a bit buff
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 4
What country do you want to Visit: anywhere in Europe, and perhaps Russia
How do you want to Die: Quietly, with dignity and a smile
Been to the Mall Lately: Don't have time
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them! The distant thunder helps put me to sleep.
Get along with your Parents: Generally, though Mom's a bit tight-laced when it comes to the demands of my career; Dad taught me to 'take the good/the bad with the ugly. And it will get ugly!'
Health Freak: They freak me out
Do you think your Attractive: I'm a damn sexy woman, and I want the world to know that I know it!!!
Believe in Yourself: I've got more self-esteem than I know what to do with
Want to go to College: Been there an' back, with 2 years of Drama School in tow
Do you Smoke: Hell no
Do you Drink: Sometimes too much, but nothing too serious
Shower Daily: Whenever I feel dirty
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: I starred in a musical: "From Rags to Tricking the Rich"
Want to get Married: Two steps ahead of that one
Do you want Children: Been trying; not working (sniff, sniff)
Have your future kids names planned out: James Timothy Jr., Lucille, Gwendolyn
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: I lost it at 17
Hate anyone: of coarse not; i wouldn't be famous if i did.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Toulouse-Lautrec (R.I.P.), the band Everclear (lifelong fan), Baz Lurhman, Hugh Hephner, Tim Burton, Neil Gaiman, Chris Carter (!!!!), Quintin Terrantino, Gillian Anderson(!), David Duchovny(!), F. Scott Fitzgerald (R.I.P.)!

My Blog

The Killers - Mr. Brightside

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnwLf88t_WcMusic video by The Killers performing Mr. Brightside with Sophie Muller [Video Director], Heidi Herzon [Video Producer] (C) 2004 The Island Def Jam Music Grou...
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