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Broom Master

Real Pirates Carry Brooms

About Me

Jock (_) Preppy (_) Artist (X) Pervert (X)Goth (_) Emo (_) Scene (_) Straight edge(_) Poser (X) Punk (_) Hardcore (_)Classical(X) Anime Freak (X) Hippie (X) Nerd (_) Geek (X) Fatty Loser (X) Fatty Gangster (_) Insane (X) Obsessive (X) Obsessive compulsive (_) Possesive (X) Doer (_) Thinker (_) Uncaring (X) Liberal (X) Conservative (X) Moderate (_) Republican (X) Democrat (_) Independent (X) Pirate (X) Ninja (X) Analytical (X)

My Interests

World Domination, Drawing, ANIME DUH, music, philosophies of old people, Republicans, Pr0n, Pirates, and nothing else I can think of.

I'd like to meet:

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Why the hell does the preview pic of the movie start out with jon about to strip!!?!?

Music:

SYSTEM OF A DOWN, EVANESENCE, THRICE, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, LINKIN PARK, GREEN DAY, HALE, three days grace and Cueshe

Movies:


Get this video and more at MySpace.comTHIS IS PART 1.. width="425" height="350" ..part 2 IS COMPLETE

Television:

DearS, Onegai teacher, HOUSE M.D. IS CURRENTLY MY FAV, FUCK SIMPSONS, family guy got better than simpsons, porn obviously but then again im a guy, and guys watch porn, and of course Anime and Cartoons. Not hentai because its fucking gross.

Books:

DearS, Parasyte, Onegai Teacher, Ranma 1/2, Inuyasha, One Piece and other Manga. Plus 'Tis by frank mccourt, Harry Potter, Hot Zone, and my all time favorite Where The Red Fern Grows, by Wilson Rawls. If you ever read sun tzu ART OF WAR, you need to make your own. If you follow exactly what the book says, you will fail because your tactics will be known.

Heroes:

No One, i only have me to look after.

My Blog

Who teh Feck Stole my porno?

Ok, in truth I cant find my porno. I hid it somewhere in my house and now i cant find it. I swear, if one of you guys stole it, ill kick your ass. Why? Because hell the fuck no I dont want it back. Wh...
Posted by Broom Master on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:58:00 PST

Using animals as part of my army

Ive got it!! ill use my animal handling training skills to train Animal to take over the world!!!Bow down to my army FOOLS. Youll Die before you can say "awwww cute"...
Posted by Broom Master on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:27:00 PST

ITS A FUCKING CONSPIRACY

There is someone in UCSD and MIRAMAR who is creating classes so that me and my friends would be seperated. WE HAVENT HANGED OUT IN.  . err. . ..  3 MONTHS>>!!!>@#!@ WTF ITS A FUCKING CONSPIR...
Posted by Broom Master on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:19:00 PST

Boredom

 urrrrggggggggg. . . I have a house (paid off), I have a car (paid off), and I have an income but no job (saved income from all the years and intrest). No problems at school, no health problems, ...
Posted by Broom Master on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:23:00 PST

Losing weight and getting sexy

1st Week ProgreesBunch of Cramps but i can see my feet2nd Week ProgressI have creases where my abs will appear, but i gained 5 pounds from carbo loading.Time to go on a diet, No breakfast, Beef soup o...
Posted by Broom Master on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:27:00 PST

Losing weight

Ever since i filmed my self i look like a fat bastard. I AM GOING FROM 180 (my scale, im actually 185 in real life) to 140!!!!*edit because of aleck* okay then im going for 165!!!!...
Posted by Broom Master on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:38:00 PST

SCREW THIS

YES I LISTEN TO POP SO FUCK YEAH I LOVE NSYNC BITCHES.  
Posted by Broom Master on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:37:00 PST

Hella depressed

Time to draw
Posted by Broom Master on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 11:20:00 PST

The End of Me

36. I find a wife in a planet that hasn't fully developed yet, either jungle state or the state we are in now. 2005 or i found Ren 37. No children because i dont have the capabilities 38. live toget...
Posted by Broom Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Plans to dominate the World

I could have built a machine army kinda like the ones in the matrix on the third one where it had huge guns, but the cost will be too much. Therefore i shall Bio-Modify my body. Like that one guy...
Posted by Broom Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST