I'm 18 And I Don't Know What I Want |
So there I was, pouring my daughter a nice healthy bowl of Reese's Puffs, a delicious, nutritious cereal that tastes like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. The cereal is actually not too bad. It's no Cinnam...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:58:00 GMT |
1-800-YOU-SUCK |
So there I was at a four way stop. A van and I pulled up at about the same moment. Being the soul of courtesy that I am, I waved to him that he could go first. He turned and began traveling in the dir...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:30:00 GMT |
The Power of Prayer |
I died.
I didn't die saving children from a burning building or hang gliding or mountain climbing as I had always imagined& no, I died from a massive heart attack due to the fact ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 21:27:00 GMT |
Wild Blue Yawn-der |
Sometimes I just stare at planes. I watch them take off, and I wonder where they're going. Who's on them. What their situation in life is. Are they going home? Are they going on vacation? Are they esc...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:21:00 GMT |
Metaphysical Muck |
A friend of mine told me that he has some curiosity about certain synthetic hallucinogenic mind-benders. Now, I may or may not have some experience with these substances, but, if I did, I was much you...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:31:00 GMT |
Blue Fury |
I was up late on Monday night, yet again celebrating the supposed death of my smoking habit. Once humans inevitably kill themselves off, it's been philosophized that insects will eventually rule the e...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 14:05:00 GMT |
The Foot of Lead |
There's an old saying Confucius, I believe - that goes: He who drive minivan is not hassled by highway patrol.
Obviously, Confucius has never been blasting Slipknot, all hopped up on Mou...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:15:00 GMT |
Supertramp |
Spider Man 3 smashed box office records this past weekend, sucking in over $148 million dollars.
I've never been a huge fan of the Spider Man movies. To me, they're ah-ight. Not terr...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:11:00 GMT |
Blind My Eyes |
Perhaps you have already seen this it was sent to me via one of those e-mail chains that seems to make it to everyone on Earth's inbox within a 3 day span. But, in case you haven't, it is unli...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 13:01:00 GMT |
Duality Pig |
The other day, I was talking to one of my friends. He was discussing a self-improvement trend he'd been employing. "It goes like this," he explained. "You identify your two greatest ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:06:00 GMT |
