What can I say Fanx ...... i'm hyper , hung like a baby , eat like a horse , love getting lashed , love cracking on and given the chance would love to be in Big Brother. Oh and before I forget I can speak two different languages ...... English and Bullshit ! Oh and I say DANG every 5 minutes ........... DANG !
Laurie's Really Random Survey:
Its All About Me
Do you like the toilet paper to be over or under? Over
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? No but have eaten pigeon before ....
If you had to draw a picture right now, what would it be? Would be something rude
Have you ever rear ended/bumped someone in a fast food drive through? And was it an accident? No nearly when goign through KFC drive thro
Have you ever had diarrhea and vomited at the same time? Yes ... and you forgot wee wee !
Would you rather sit on a fire ant hill naked or eat a spider? Fire ant hill , no way on god's green earth I touching a spider
Do you like the smell of gasoline? Do actually
Have you ever spit on someone before? Yes I have ..... some random lass last weekend !!!! hee hee !
Do you like shrimp or crab legs better? Fish can K'off !
Could you live without sex? Hell NO!
How many pillows do you sleep on at night? 2 , one to lay on and the other to put over my eyes
If you could be on the show Survivor with a partner, who would you take? never heard of it
Do you call it "Kleenex" or "tissue"? Wank rag !
List one sexual fantasy. I'd be arrested .... would involve KY and ducktape though !
Have you ever had pop rocks and coke in your mouth at the same time? Nope ...... eaten Vix vapour rub before though
Would you ride a bull for ,000 that has previously killed 3 people? If I was lashed enough
What is your pet peeve(s)? too laid back to have one
Do you like monkeys? Best animals iin the world - I want one !
Is there someone you would marry right now, if they asked you? dang too personnal ..... maybe !
What really makes your blood boil? Norwich City winning and looking at Delia Smith
How do babies make you feel? OK , when they aint being sick on ya
What is your least favorite smell? cats piss - makes me gag
Oreos or chocolate chip cookies? If had to would go for choc chip - prefer a sasuage roll !
Whats sexier...tan lines or none? none fanx ...... I'm an 8 !
Turkey or ham? Turkey
Foreplay - necessary or unnecessary? Def necessary
Would you or have you ever sky dived? no , would love to though
Have you ever poured glue on your hand just to peel it off for fun? yep , when in tech class .... also had chewing gum in my eye
Pancakes or french toast? pancakes .... with sugar
Have you ever slept with someone that you know had no 'real' interest in you? Dang .... hope not ....... possible though
Favorite TV dinner? pasta
Ever gave money to a bum? yeah , they had to do a dare though ... well funny
Ever drank an entire bottle of tequila by yourself? nope ... nearest to it was half bottle of absynthe
Do you dog-ear pages of a book or use a bookmark? dont need to for porn mags
Favorite thing to do at your job (or at home if you don't work)? lay smackdown on people
Your thoughts on cherry mash candy? sounds interesting ... does it involve virgins
Ever had a secret admirer? They wouldnt be secret if I knew !
Do you want to live where you are right now for the rest of your life? No way
Have you ever wore chaps? ha ha - no
What puts you in the best mood? Ipswich winning followed by porn
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