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What Sexual Position Are You?
brought to you by QuizillaI am interested in meeting people, especially cute girls. I like anything and everything about cars, any sport I enjoy, or any physical activity for that matter. I like doing stupid and crazy stunts (like jackass and cky) and video taping it so I can laugh at myself later. I like video games, but they don't like me back, so it makes the relationship hard between us and I usually end up getting mad and doing something stupid like punching a hole in the wall. I definately like music, especially rap and especially eminem. I enjoy going to the beach for multiple reasons. For the most part I like just about anything, so maybe it would be easier to say what I don't like... I don't like country music or std's. I definately don't like chesse or broccoli, and I don't like stuck up people or mean people or spoiled little rich kids or anyone with a lifted truck. Other than that I'm game.
me on my boy's big day, and a big hole in the wall due to the whole videogame situation
I'd like to meet:
Eminem, Matt Stone, Tech N9ne, Barry Sanders, Allen Iverson, Jason Williams, Reggie Bush, Jesus (but not TOO soon)Video code provided by HotCodez.com
L 2 R: barry, barry, marshall, and curtis (and a random hoodrat) and marshall again
Music:
rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, punk, metal, ska, not country. I like almost anything, I like eminem, 50, nas, miami montana, jay-z, tech n9ne, scatterman, snug brim, MERCENARY CLICK, T.I. young buck, Dre, Bobby Creekwater, Cashius, lloyd banks, tony yayo, obie trice, mobb deep, papa roach, biggie smalls, jadakiss, andre nikkitina, fabulous, dmx, icp, tupac, cypress hill, cannibus, d12, the game, afroman, twista, ying yang twins, xhibit, nwa, ice cube, krs 1, nelly, koo moe dee, petey pablo, hollow tip, Mac Dre, ludacris, the roots, trick daddy, royce da 5' 9, akon, wtc, x raided, brotha lynch, three six mafia, young droop, mitchie slick, for non rap I like hot action cop, blink 182, offspring, system of a down, hatebreed, 40 below summer, andrew w.k., suicidal tendencies, scooter, pantera, static x, soil, saliva, muse, skindred, rob zombie, project 86, powerman 5000, linkin park, fort minor, gorrillaz, foo fighters, switchfoot, weezer, greenday, godsmack, drowning pool, adam sandler, jerky boyz... like I said I'm not picky I just DON'T LIKE COUNTRY!!!!
YB smokin, YB wit his DE. Marshall posin, and hatin, and the candies and a whole lotta ganja
You Are a Dare Devil
For you, life is one big dare.And you're all in for any adventure.Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating.You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself!
What Age Will You Die?
Movies:
funny movies... all the cky's (camp kill yourself) for all the ignorant. all the and 1 movies, jackass the movie, 8 mile, butterfly effect, fight club, steve-o's crazy ass videos, zoolander, Super Troopers, out cold, most Jim Carey and Adam Sandler movies, joe dirt, borat, beerfest, don't be a menace to south central...,beef, beef II, van wilder, bad santa, how high, old school, dodgeball, anchorman, never die alone, training day, assault on precinct 13, four brothers, belly, malibu's most wanted, menace to society, hustle n flow, boys in the hood, cradle to the grave, exit wounds, fight club, the replacements, remember the titans, the longest yard, jerry McGwire, any given sunday, friday night lights, varsity blues, tomcats, south park the movie, whipped, harold and kumaar go to white castle, dude wheres my car, men of honor, and any movie that is about football or is hillarious. (once again I'm not picky)
Television:
I work a lot these days and am pretty busy so I don't watch much tv, but what I used to watch was south park(by far my favorite) chappelle's show (my other fav), and 1 streetball, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, drawn together, punk'd, gsn, speed tv, sportscenter, most BET shows especially comicview, uncut, and 106 and park, worlds wildest police chases, NOT REALITY TV!!!!!!!!!!! gay fag lesbo flamer homo queer I dont like reality tv!!!! donald trump, the aprentice and donald trumps onion loaf (his hair, thanxs SNL) can shuve it up the big brother that survived making the bands ass!!!! and why do I think of Jordan Matthews when I see the love god pic?
Which South Park character are you?
Cartman
A big fat kid that hates hippies and likes making fun of jews.(kyle)
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No one is sexier than you my friend, you truly are a well oiled love machine. Your thrusting ability is also second to none.
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Books:
wuts a book??? I'ym changing this sexion from "books" to "quotes" becuz reading sux and quotes are cool, if you don't like it BLOW ME!!!!"racing a neon is like being in the special olympics, even if you win your still RETARDED!!!"/"Wanna see my bush administration?"/ "Play safe, accidents cause people"/ "condoms are cheaper than diapers"/ "you shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house, and if you gotta glass jaw you should watch your mouth, cuz I'll break yo face"/ pimpin since 86/ park a block away and walk to the fight/ there is more to life than being rediculously good looking... really like what?... like helping people... what kinda of people... I don't know people who need help/ I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool/ good from far, but far from good/ you can be wife but only for tonight! here comes the bbc... the big belly crew. When I get done with her it's gunna look like a bull dog eating mayonasie
that's my best friend and his girl on their big day, and the other one is some little kids gettin' ripped!
Heroes:
Jesus Christ, Eminem, Barry Sanders, Randy Moss, Allen Iverson, Jason Williams, grayson boucher (tha professor) Trey Parker, and Matt Stone (creators of south park)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jordan Levi Pearlstein
Birthday: 1/6/86
Birthplace: Cashville TN
Current Location: San Diego Ca
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm Ambadextrious Bitch (and I suck at spelling)
Your Heritage: I inherited a shitload of money from my dead grandson
The Shoes You Wore Today: K*Swiss
Your Weakness: I get really really angry sometimes
Your Fears: girls with hairy pussys
Your Perfect Pizza: anything w/o mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Dunk a Basketball consistently
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Rick James Bitch
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm Tired
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyebrows (my ass is pretty nice)
Your Bedtime: 6 am
Your Most Missed Memory: I dunno?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, and not the drink
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack in the Box
Single or Group Dates: GangBang
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Liption.. both are good
Chocolate or Vanilla: You can't have chocolate without vinilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no cigerettes
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: not on key
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: never
Do you want to get Married: not sure
Do you belive in yourself: yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: little bit
Are you a Health Freak: nawww
Do you get along with your Parents: not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: I guess
Do you play an Instrument: two.. drums and keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yessir I have
In the past month have you Smoked: only the icky sticky
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes I have
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: they come in a package not a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: do I look like a chink?
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, I've taken several dumps
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I took a shower naked
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: u bet I have
Ever been Drunk: last night to say the least
Ever been called a Tease: no I give em what they want
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: lots n lots
How do you want to Die: shot in a gunfight
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I still dunno
What country would you most like to Visit: uhhhhh the carribbean?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: short
Weight: thin but some meat
Best Clothing Style: depends I like chics in roxy
Number of Drugs I have taken: doesn't matter as long as ur not addicted
Number of CDs I own: y the fuck would I care
Number of Piercings: few
Number of Tattoos: couple
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple
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