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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



I could waste time writing out stuff but you prolly wont read it anyway, so feel free to judge me from my pictures, some of which i smile in for your added comfort...

Im now Dj'ing accross adelaide occasionally come say hi if you see me..

so breaking news ive quit my day job to take up a very risky job in the music industry...

I am the King of the potato people, i am also very random, i take well to your insulting compliments and have a passion for truely, breath taking, gorgeous.. cars.

i like cheese

i dont like extra serious people, so CHILL-THE-fORK-OUT

but essentials are as follows
height : 195cm
weight : 99kg
type : well fat!
done and done
Bless,
Nathan

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

probably... not .. you!....



Joey Diamonds
People Iced: Forty One
Car Bombs Planted: Two
Favorite Weapon A Cleaver
Arms Broken: Eight
Eyes Gouged: Thirty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: Boopsie
Get Your HITMAN Name

AWSOME-GAME

My Blog

A series of fortunatly unfortunate, fortuable events

We start my week with a blast of feedback, my heads spinning and im holding onto the gutter to stop my self sliding off the face of the earth,.. no im not on eccies and no im not smashed.. more so how...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:58:00 GMT

someone fuck my dr with a rake please...

yeah my doctor is a massive front bum,Dear Dr, Please stick your harrassment up your ass. Do Not threaten me.  Don't ever call me again. Further more, kiss my ass; cheeseflaps.Yours Faithfully,Na...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:49:00 GMT

The Adventures of Ninja Nato and Pirate Liz ; Episode 2

Episode 2;&nearing the end of the 5 hour mission to save Ninja Nato from the crazy and deranged cult of neurotic women, commonly known as the 'non classy wimmins league' whiles he lay captive in SA Pi...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:34:00 GMT

The Adventures of Ninja Nato and Pirate Liz...

Introducing a world wide pre-emptive favourite brought to you by your most desired drugged out genius, Nato the great and with the editing skills and approval of our ever hug lusting Lizball .  ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:58:00 GMT

so looks lime im going back home

wow... i breathe so slowly, or so i think i am.. my heart is racing i dunno how to take this all in so fastumm i dunno how else to say it but ive been asked some cool exciting stuff and i may actually...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:25:00 GMT

I AM THE KING

I AM THE KING OF THE POTATO PEOPLE!BOW DOWN BEFORE MY STARCH BROTHREN SISTERS..lay down your cheesegraters or it gets the hose again...PLURasticsize
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 23:57:00 GMT

Why I Wont Like YOU!

Why I wont like you!     Well ya know& I don't give two craps about crap so ill say it here loud and proud.   Most of you girls don't interest me! Like im talking about 99% at leas...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:39:00 GMT

A laymans guide to picking up in a seedy night club!

to my dearest friend this is your story as promised A layman's guide to picking up in a seedy night club!     We start our journey in the middle of what I call home away from home 'The L...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:29:00 GMT

Friends

Friends I love you all :) your my friends, your all awesome in so many unique awesome ways... if your not unique your fuckign speshal! trust me... i am too :Dlove you guys forever your ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:51:00 GMT

So i got drunk and abused everyone!

hahaha ok imagine, 26 bottle of beer, bottle of vodka, 3/4's of a bottle of bourbon, and a shorty forty... sounds like im set for a party of ONE... :/well turns out the party didnt make it till midnig...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:18:00 GMT