The moment you miss someone. |
The moment you miss someone is the moment you realize their gone. I've lost so many but yet the realization that they are no longer with me never occurs until the moment someone alive mentions t...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:33:00 GMT |
Astrophysicists are nuts |
What is it that has spawned this sudden strangeness in my emotions and thoughts? I believe it has to be more than the change of season and sun. However to explain these strange feelings seems hopeless...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:44:00 GMT |
Self inflictions |
If there was an Olympic category for self inflictions I would have won the gold medal years ago. This evening at work I kneed myself in the eye not the first time but the third time in a row; doing th...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:39:00 GMT |
Drunken rants! |
The contemptuous look of Franklin
The pursed lips, the expression of reluctance; It’s as if he knew his fate before it came to actuality. The mind of the greatest 19th century enl...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:37:00 GMT |
The Penis Tales by Diana Kade |
A tale inspired by The Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Upon one fateful night
My ears perked up to indulge the sound of a terrible fright.
As I lay calmly in my room
Footsteps creaked across the floor s...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:37:00 GMT |
Mr. right defined.. |
Diana'd dictionary defintion of Mr. Right- A non existent being could possibly be a hallucionation.; A myth passed down through the generations to ensure the survival of the human race; a false belief...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:10:00 GMT |
Men are pussies... |
When it comes to taking shots of hard liquor. Especially Wild Turkey. I know I probably shouldn't drink Wild turkey all the time; for one it isn't good for me. But I can't help myself because there is...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:33:00 GMT |
Funky stink stink. Oh were could you be? |
I come home exhausted after a long night at work followed by an hour drive. As open the door and step into my abode I smell the funkist funk I have smelt since Tim's trailer. I start thinking to ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:33:00 GMT |
Unzipped! |
I'm dying. I feel like shit and I have to go to Wal-mart. We all know Wal-mart is horrible enough when you feel great. Going there sick is one of the levels of hell. So I arrive at Wal-mart with a mis...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 14:33:00 GMT |
EMU SUCKS!!! |
EMU SUCKS!!!!
You whiny little momma's boys. So when did punk become about your broken heart boo who. So sad! OH your make ups running here let me wipe it off with MY FIST!! BY the way I know it's Em...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 20:03:00 GMT |
