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About Me

Hi!
I'm Homer. I'm about gonna be 3 this year, finally. I wish I was bigger sometimes. My mom says I'm a Pomchi [Pomeranian Chihuahua mix] but I say I'm just a Homer. I like to run and I never get tired, I play with Bunny about 9 hours a day. I love supper time and breakfast cause thats when my bowl is full and then I like to poop. I enjoy. I do my pee dance and make a rainbow, mommy says I should join the circus, it sounds fun.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Umm, maybe Hef, he likes dogs. Tinkerbell so I can hump that bitch. Lassie so I can challenge her to a race. Santa Little Helper cause I love Santa Paws. Oh yeah and Santa Paws. Tom & Jerry so I can catch the mouse. Elvis. Airbud so I can pop his ball, cause Nascar is better. Jeff Gordon. Jimmy Johnson. Jimmy Dean. Ronald McDonald. Dog the bounty hunter cuz he's a dog, ha! Oh and Ceaser, he should put Lady into her place, he whispers to me. Can't forget Snoop Dogg, he's the biggest dog. ROGZ!

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