I'd like to meet:

   

World's Masters

I have a butt load of friends.

Jackie: The Master of Sexii-ness

D.K.: The Master of Disaster

Boo: The Grill Master

T.H.E.: The Mastermind

K.Eng: The Master of Time

MSG: The Game Master

D.Oh: The Chopstick Master

Lyn: The Master of Men

Cali: The Master of Boaters

Joi: The Good Master

Laine: The Love Master

Rich: The Master of Laughter

Katie: The Stage Master

Adrianne: The Master of Life

Chet‘la: The Short Master

Ej: The Master of Dorks

Ray: The Ass Master

RR: The Master of Ninjas

Jaira: The Soompi Master

Deng: The Graffiti Master

What??!! I have Friends?!?!

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