Kristen Siverena Maxwell. Born on the 31st of May (write that down). I’m half South African and half Aussie.. NOT ASIAN!!
I’m generally a happy person, a bit of a bitch, outgoing, lively, a sucker for a few too many drinks and a great time with the girls, I don’t forgive easily and i’d do anything for my friends. I have their back whenever they need me and they know it!I love playing my piano, not knowing what the future will bring, Grey’s Anatomy, being ferel in town, cruisin with mates and chilling on the beach at dusk.. I hate bushy eyebrows, seafood, cockroaches and being hung over. If I don’t like you, you’ll know about it and if I do like you then u must be a pretty great person ;) I believe in the saying ‘you don’t know what you’ve got until you say goodbye’. Not everyone gets that chance to say goodbye though, so make the most of every moment u have with the people u love. I believe that family is worth more then we realise and that nobody should be judged by the amount of money the do or do not have.I do have a serious side about me.. believe it or not :p i just love being an ‘insane nutter’ (as simone calls me) a lot of the time. People say that I’m a very sarcastic person but until they have met I-Mone then they really have no idea!! ?Speaking of whom...Some of my craziest, funniest and most joyous memories have been made with Simone aka I-MONE. So let me share with u some of them..
We have discovered many synonymes for the word Vagina. Here are a few: Va-Jay-Jay, clam, bearded clam, yoni, goodies, taco and beef box. (dont ask). We share alot of memories in my spa. Just to name a few Simone once introduced herself to Scott as ‘the girl with the box.’ That was before i pissed in her hands and she drank a can of cougar which was half full of spa water. Which she knew about. We’ve ran down my court naked once.. in pure daylight. Decided to start mixing lemon lime and bitters with whiskey and ended up with her underwear on our heads. Excepted a type writer off an old man off the street, promised to donate it to our school but instead we named it and kept it for ourselves. That was the same day that Norma gave us 10 buks to buy her a cup with and instead brought her back a lovely walking stick.. she wasn’t happy so we gave it to Mr. Hyde to keep. I-Mone loves to trim my pubes when we are waisted. And i’m not joking.. that women trimmed me!! She loves to push me around waurn ponds in a shopping trolley at 4am while shes waisted and im off my head. We love catching up for a nice seedy fattening breakfast together 'the morning after' town. Hi mum. Together we have thought of a great defence mechanism against anything that wants to enter but isn’t allowed.. we call it the ‘flap slap’.. pretty self-explanatory i say. I love her, she loves me and we’re ganna be together forever ;) ‘I-MONE, I HAVE THE BI-PRODUCT OF ROOM 99 ALL OVER ME!’ lol.... WERDI will be adding more memories of me with my other bitches but until then u’ll just have to hang on to ur jocks..
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